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Written by Randall McFarlane   
Friday, 21 March 2008
Last Updated ( Saturday, 22 March 2008 )
 
Open Letter To George W. Bush Jr
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Tuesday, 11 March 2008
Dear Mr. President,

I am a united states citizen and I would like to ask a few questions. My first question is why in the hell are you so fucking stupid? I mean come the fuck on I know pieces of bread that can run this country better then you can. Fist of this is America and you server the American public. That's the American public just in case you didn't get it the first time. If 26% of America is agreeing with you then there is something wrong. They "voted" you in for a reason you should listen to them. You represent American not your self. I know that sometimes you have to do things that you hate but that's why they voted you in the first fucking place. I can not stress enough that you are representing America. What goes though your mind? I want to do things my way and that's it? How fucking selfish are you? I also notice you have a big beef over bills the democrats pass. Seems to me you are little childish in vetoing the bills because they are passed by the democrats. AGAIN YOU ARE FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? and since you don't understand that maybe you should see a doctor for your hearing. Since when is it ok to fucking spy on the ones that do fucking nothing to America? would you like it if you spied on you? No but you are so secret on  what you do that you block every fucking step for people to access the information. Have you ever heard of the freedom of information act? Oh wait you don't believe in following the rules do you. You think that you are supreme god or something. What a good example to set for America. Thanks to you in 20 years all our rights will be gone.




 
Dear Randall I Want a New Job
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Friday, 29 February 2008
Dear Randall

I have a dilemma that I don't know what to do. I have been working for my company for over 11 years. I started work for the company when I was 17 and really never went anyplace. The President of the company quit and so they hired a replacement. Since day one he has been hitting on me and even takes any opportunity to touch me. This was going on for 3 months. Then one day he called me in to his office. He asked me if I was happy at my job and I replied yes. He went on to ask me what I would do for the company to get promoted. I told him anything. He said why don't we take a trip to Paris where our sister company is located. Randall I think he wants me to sleep with him. The Job he is telling me about pays four times what I make now. The problem is I am married and don't want to cheat on my husband. What should I do I really want this job. Randall Please help!!!

Sincerely

Confused

Last Updated ( Friday, 29 February 2008 )
 
Scientology is it a Real Religion or a Cult of Pure Stupid People.
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Thursday, 24 January 2008
Now I don't really believe in god nor do I really care about Christianity.  There are a few things about America that I still like and they still haven't taken away is the Freedom of Religion. Back in the 1770's that's all they wanted. Tto believe in what they believe. It was to give everyone a right to express what they believe without being persecuted.  Now flash forward to 2008. Ahh the 21st century. Fast cars new medical achievements, better computer technology. But in all this greatness there is something that sticks out and makes you think how the human race even survived. Yes My friends in America  we have another threat of pure stupidity among us its called scientology . Have you ever read anything on this religion? In my fucking opinion they are a bunch of fucking nut jobs.
Last Updated ( Thursday, 24 January 2008 )
 
DIGG.COM The Social Site Where They Can't Think for them Selves
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Monday, 31 December 2007
DIGG.COM is the only site I can think of that the users are just about stupid as bush is. This site is all about what they think is best. Now you can argue and try to post something but they will just burie you even if you are arguing in a mature and respectful matter. It don't matter if you have a good point. The point is if you don't agree with them then you are a bitch.

Digg users are rude arrogant and will back stabe you if you gave them a chance. Sometimes when you argue you have to listen to the other side but digg users just plainly digg you down and  call you a fucking moron. It seems that they will only go to something if it seems popular. Take for example Ron Paul. He is spamming the hell out of the site at first. Now that they all think that everyone likes him so they all like him. How does one spam digg? well you can do it a few ways. One is to have tons of proxies and e-mails then you can digg you own storie up and it would be on the front page. Or you can have a bumch of your friends or in Ron Pauls case Hire people to spam for you. who is Ron Paul you ask? I will tell you in a differnt rant latter this week. So why do I care? I fucking hate sheep. I also hate people who won't listen to others in a argument. Yeah you reed my site but if you notice I never delete any of the comments. I am open to others and their opinions. I mite post a nasty reply but its still there. How can digg fix this? well they need to take out the digg down comments feature and they also need to check stories for spam. Its a soicle site people will have differnt opinions so back the fuck off. I also care becuse of the traffic digg gets. You think that Fox news is bad? Digg users are so set in thir ways that the post tons of inaccurate stories and if you say somehting against it then you are burried. Seems to me that they are becomming what they hate. Hell as of right now Fox News is better then digg and I fucking hate FOX news.
Last Updated ( Friday, 25 January 2008 )
 
The Microsoft Mafia
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Sunday, 09 December 2007
OK every time you buy a new computer you're supporting the most evil company in the world Yes, Micro-Fucken-Soft. You have no Idea how fucking evil they are. Why should you care? Microsoft itself has broken more laws then the Russian Mafia. OK lets take a moment and compare the two. They both have paid off the government to slide by laws. second they also squash composition/rivals. Third, in my opinion I believe that Microsoft has hired hit men to killed off people just like the Russian Mafia. Microsoft also forces pc makes to have all PCs to have Microsoft Windows on it. Even if someone orders a computer they still sell windows to you anyway. This sound like a fair company to you? No its sounds like something of a Mafia.
Last Updated ( Friday, 07 December 2007 )
 
Mannequins are they really that hot?
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Tuesday, 04 December 2007
Dear Mike Galanos,

You did a CNN story on CNN about mannequins and how wrong it is for seeing them in front of  Fredrick's of Hollywood or victory secrets. you said that you don't mind looking at them but they  should be back of the store because you feel that they are just to sexy and offend him when you walk near them in front of his kids. Well I am sorry Mike that you are a fucking pervert and have sexual feeling toward plastic dolls.  Mannequins have been around for a long long time and seems now its so inappropriate. Why are you ashamed that seeing a fucking plastic mold with a bra on gets you hot and bothered? If this is really the cast then you need some serious help. I don't think its the mannequins that are the problem is fucking perverts that get off on mannequins.

 
Terrorism it is a word for the masses
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Wednesday, 14 November 2007
Dear Republican Party,

Yeah it's so not about the terrorism any more. The fucking republicans use it to make you follow what they want to do. Why would you argue against them. You would be labeled as a terrorist. Well I am sorry you can't control me. I call the republicans on this. You can only go so fucking far. They take rights from us because they say its fucking necessary to protect me? Protect me from what? I need protection from the United States republicans. For some fucking reason they think that they are god. Listen to me you fat mother fuckers who can't get laid because you are so fucking fat and love to fuck with the world because you believe that its gods way I will not bow down to you. Republicans is a word for fuck you I will do what I want.

You will never win a war on terrorism unless you kill off all the damn people in the world. Since the start of fucking time there was an ape who picked on others. So you will never get rid of it. Spending 100 billion on a war is just fucking stupid. Why spend money on a war when we can use it here? I know several schools that we can rebuild. Hell we could even use this so we can educate our youth not to be fucking stupid like a republican. You push people and sooner or later people will push back. Just make this easy on all of us. Don't control us and we will all be happy.

Randall
 
UPS Spells You Pick Up Your Own Stuff.
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Tuesday, 09 October 2007
God I fucking hate ups. I understand if you have a package and you need it signed, that's fine I can understand that for security and such. What I can't underfuckingstand is why UPS is fucked up. Well to state my case I ordered a package that needed to be signed but I wasn't home. So they left a little note on my door saying sorry we can't deliver the package it needs to be signed for. OK I can understand that. So I called the number on the fucking peice of fucking shit sticker they tried to leave on my door. God it looks like it was made in kindergarten tape and used the no toxic glue they eat. I found the note in my bush next to my door thank fucking god it wasn't windy or I would have never known they were there.
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 09 October 2007 )
 
Sony Betamax - Retro Rant
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Wednesday, 26 September 2007
Ahh beta max you should all know what this is. It was a home video format that you can use to record on to. It's competitor was the format we all know and love VCR. So what in the fuck did Sony do to fuck this up? Well Sony is never bright when inventing new formats or hell even fucking exploding batteries. Sony in its life had only one good product and that was the trinitron. So why did VCR win over Beta Max? Well because one Sony don't listen to their customers. Fucking Sony thinks that they can tell you what to like and that you will accept it. Everyone thinks that Sony lost out because they wouldn't allow porn on the beta max. I for the longest time believed that this was true. That's until I did some research for this rant. What I found out that Sony was fucking stupid. What happened is that RCA asked Sony for a 4 hour machine and Sony said no. Sony felt that 4 hours would degrade the quality ..insert more bullshit here.. etc..etc.. So thanks to Sony RCA said well fuck you then. So RCA then asked JVC to make a format and that was how VCR was made.  Now I am still trying to figure out why the cock suckers at Sony said no to a 4 hour tape. But this is Sony and for years Sony has employed engineers that graduated form preschool so they are more interested in shoving things up their noses then doing any fucking work. The research and development team has shoved one to many fucking cyan's up their noses because they don't know fucking shit about what r&d is. So why was a 4 hour take so important? Well football of course the average televised football game as 4 hours. Americans love football and if you give then something that can record the game so they can make the wife happy they will love it. So not only can they give the nagging wife off their back but they can now watch the game at any time and also rewind it to see great plays.


Last Updated ( Wednesday, 26 September 2007 )
 
Eye Herpes Yes It’s Real
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Wednesday, 29 August 2007

So watching a commercial the other day for some medication they were advertising. They were listing things that if you had them you can’t take this medication. Well I wasn’t really paying attention then all of a sudden I heard eye herpes. I was shocked and dismayed about what I just heard. Eye herpes what the fuck is that? Feeling the kid inside me breaking out I wanted to know what this was and why because it was funny as hell. So what is eye herpes? Well the technical saying for eye herpes is ocular herpes. I found this definition on allaboutvision.com.

 

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 29 January 2008 )
 
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