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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Tuesday, 07 November 2006 |
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Ahh welcome to the world of fatty land aka America. A women said she never knew she was pregnet untill 36 hours befor she had a c-section.She also said "I quit smoking so
I thought that's why and my gramma likes to use a lot of butter and
sugar in her cooking so I blamed her too," I know when you quit smoking that you gain weight. Ok but I know that you show 7-9 mothns unless your a fat fat bitch. I mean comon how fat are you not to notice? I baby make you big and if you can't notice then you must be porking out at McFucking Fatties. Come on, I'm sorry but you had to noice somthing. She said she didn't feel the baby kick or even move. Thats becuse you are fat she had so much fucking room to move of course you won't notice. To that baby it was like a penthouse suite. I also think that the baby wasn't moving becuse you were drugging it with McFatties. I mean they say 100% beef but what they really mean is that beef they use is 100% beef and the other 80% is stuff that even scientists don't know what it is.So you were drugging the poor baby. Its sad to thing that after your porking out that when the baby was born it had more cholesterol then a man eating eggs and sasage everyday.
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Sunday, 05 November 2006 |
I was at subway the other day getting a sandwich. when someone ahead of me was standing in line was on a cell phone. The subway person asked the customer on the cell phone what she wanted and the person on the cell phone told her to wait because she was on the phone. What the fuck is your problem. you should have never been on the phone when you are in line the the fist place. How rude do you have to be? I mean someone is trying to help you and you have people behind you. Get off the fucking phone. How hard is it to stop talking? well I guess for you its fucking impossible. If that was me serving you I would tell your fat ass to get off the fucking phone or I won't server you.
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Friday, 03 November 2006 |
Yeah this one is going to piss a lot of people off. Christians what can I say about them. They are rude and think they are right all the fucking time. They tell you if you don't believe in their religion your going to hell. What the fuck is that? Fuck you if you are going to be in heaven I rather go to hell then be in heaven with you. a bunch of sandal Waring hippies is what they are. but..
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Thursday, 02 November 2006 |
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Ahh, its voting time again and lets get the fucking gloves ready. I am for one sic of all this bs on tv.Politions acusing people of doing this or doing that. I hate all fucking politics its all fucking retarded. Take it from me all of them have had sex with a cigar all of them. I woun't put it past them. Latle John Keri said a joke which I admin is tasteless, about if you don't want to go to irac you better stay in school. Yea it was a tasteless joke and he should have never said it. Then fucking bush had to go on live tv to take matters in his own fucking hands and make a situation even worse.
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Tuesday, 31 October 2006 |
If you read the title then most of you might know what I am talking about. Ahhh fresh out of the oven its a new Honda element with a side of zion. what the fuck are the designers thinking. It has to be the most fucking ugliest thing I ever saw. Tell me when you look at a element/zion you think its sex.See its fucking ugly isn't there laws for something this ugly to be made? Now you can get it all pimped out with accessories and such. To me its a waste of fucking money. If you like this car then you have no fucking taste and must like mayo on rye all the time.
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Monday, 30 October 2006 |
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Yes now you can enjoy Drink with Randall monday-friday with new updates. I will not fucking work on weekends I know I am a big bitch but. Ieven huge bitches need rest. so enjoy the updated site. Please also coment on the articles. I put in a new coment system please post a coment I wouild love to hear what you have to say. also you can e-mail me at
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. thanks.
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Last Updated ( Monday, 30 October 2006 )
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Monday, 30 October 2006 |
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Its funny how urban myths make people do stupid things. The latest thing is that people are flashing headlights at stop lights. Ok how in the fuck do people this works? it don't fucking work. All it does is take you mind off the time it really takes for the light to change. Yes it is true that stop lights have sensors for emergency vehicles. But that works on a totally different technology then flashing stupid head lights. do a search on it and you will see. How does one think that flashing lights will work? I know because they seen someone else do it or someone told them it works. Why are people such fucking sheep following everything people say/do.
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Thursday, 26 October 2006 |
When you are at work there are certain rights you still have. Like the right to free coffee. Free coffee has always been a must at a business. You go to work and you get coffee and then sit at your desk take a few sips and work. This is how its been since the creation of coffee and that's how it should stay.
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Thursday, 26 October 2006 |
Eveyday I get spam and I know I am not alone but how in the hell did it get this bad. I remember in the good old days when spam didn't even excist. But now I get 50 a day and thats with spam filtering. Ok I know I am not the biggest guy but I never had a complaint and I pleased every women I been with. So why do I get spam about my penis size? And from what I can read the pills don't even fucking work. So how do they even fucking to get away with this shit. Then I get some to increase by breast size. Hell yeah you know how cool it would be to have breasts? I can feel my self up with out getting slapped and be as rough as I want. mmmm breasts oh sorry. So why hasn't the goverment stoped spam?
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Wednesday, 25 October 2006 |
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Ah its that time again when school buses are around more. Getting a work is now a chore. You know have to plan a new route so you can avoid the fucking hell on wheels. I fucking hate school busses. They think the own the road and will do anything to cut you off. If you drive a ways to get to work you know what I am talking about. You know the feeling of waiting 15 fucking minutes per stop especially on the first fucking month. Parents waving good bye to the kids etc.. Look lady stop fucking holding up traffic. I know your kid means a lot to you but you will fucking see him. And if you are worried that you won’t then maybe you should get your fat ass up and drive them to school. I can’t take the waiting for the 2 hours to get to work. Why in the fuck do I have to wait for the fucking bus. Its my fucking road too I pay for it with the huge amount of taxes raped from my pay check week to week.
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Thursday, 19 October 2006 |
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A new site claiming to be a fan site for McDonalds http://www.creamaid.com/mclovers.html. Its not a fucking fan site its McFuckingDonalds tring to get people to post good things about McFattys. Tell me a fansite that has the resources to pay someone 10 dollars to post somthing good about McHeartattack? No one. McAbourtionOnABun thinks they can buy peoples clogged artieries. Fuck that, also if you look at the site its way to damn good to be a "fan site". WHy are they paying you 10 bucks to post pics and postive feed back? Your fat ass is cheaper then paying some one who pukes in the john and models. Yes 10 for your pic 500 for thiers. But I Grantee you that no fat person on a fat kart will be on the site. No they are going to only put the average looking ones. The ones that eat McCrackHouse once a year or just started the addiction. Well McFucktards I ate at that crap hole you call a fast food joint. And I can tell you that my Arteries are still screaming. Fuck you and I want my 10 fucking dollars.
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