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Why Motorcycles Should be Banned.
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Thursday, 16 October 2008
The motorcycle was designed and built by the German inventors Gottlieb Daimler and Wilhelm Maybach in Bad Cannstatt.  In 1901, William S. Harley, age 21, drew up plans for a small engine with a displacement of 7.07 cubic inches (116 cc) and four-inch (102 mm) flywheels. The engine was designed for use in a regular pedal-bicycle frame.

Over the next two years Harley and his boyhood friend Arthur Davidson labored on their motor-bicycle using the northside machine shop at the home of their friend, Henry Melk. It was finished in 1903 with the help of Arthur's brother, Walter Davidson. Upon completion the boys found their power-cycle unable to conquer Milwaukee's modest hills without pedal assistance. Will Harley and the Davidsons quickly wrote off their first motor-bicycle as a valuable learning experiment.

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AIG Have Retreat on Tax Payers Bailout.
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Thursday, 16 October 2008

 

 Well after the government decided to bail out aig for making stupid decisions. Then they used that money for a week long retreat. Well I am sorry AIG fuck you and I hope all of you drown in that mud bath. I didn't agree for you to get that money. Hell I didn't even care if your company died. But they gave you the god damn bail out despite my disagreement for you to have it. Then not even a few weeks went by and you used that god damn money take treat yourself's out? Oh that's nice why don't you send me someplace too after all ITS MY FUCKING MONEY!!! It's bad enough that you rape me for loans and the government take out a huge cut of my pay when I get paid. But all in all I work hard. you stupid ass mother fucks used my money to have a blast. You know I hope they find you and cut your god damn balls off esp you Mr. CEO!!! Please tell me why you think that you deserved that retreat? Please tell me I am all ears. SO lets break down the bill from your retreat hmm? I like to see what you fat mother fuckers did with my money. Hmm looks like you did 147,000 in banquets. How in the fuck do you spend that much on god damn food? Not event the fattest man on earth eats that much in a month. Fat fucking bastards.

Last Updated ( Thursday, 16 October 2008 )
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Idaho cheerleaders ditch skimpy uniforms wtf ???!?
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Tuesday, 23 September 2008

The University of Moscow has released new uniforms to show school spirit. The new uniforms were picked put and voted by the cheerleaders them selves. Showing off the bright colors of the university.  The uniforms were short halter tops with short black skirts. Now the problem is that people were complaining that these were to reviling and offensive. How is this offensive if they were fucking naked then maybe that would be offensive. "A number of fans were concerned that the uniforms were inappropriate," said Bruce Pitman, dean of students. "To be fair, there were a number of fans who liked them.". So you cater to the whiny bitches then? I bet most of the people who bitched were fat women who were jealous. I can maybe understand if this was a high school. I can understand to keep old creepy men from staring at minors. Hell I say anything to keep pedobear out of the stands is fine by me. But this is a university THEY ARE ALL OVER THE AGE OF 18!!!! If they choose to put on the uniforms then that’s their decision. You whiny fat people need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!  Just because you fat whale ass can’t fin in to a size 390 don’t mean you have to take it out on people who take time out and actually work out, hell maybe even walk. wtf fuck is wrong with people. Robson said "uniforms didn't flatter every member of the team" the get rid of the fat bitches then.

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Protect Our Children Act
Written by Courtney   
Wednesday, 17 September 2008

At the end of September, our senators will be voting on the Protect our Children Act, Senate bill 1738.

 

Hundreds of thousands of children are victims of sexual abuse each year. Due to the sheer lack of resources, law enforcement is unable to follow up on the majority of leads they have.

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 17 September 2008 )
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Bluetooth Headset Hippies
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Wednesday, 10 September 2008
I can't fucking stand it when I am in the super market and some asshole is talking on his phone with his head set. I know you might think that you so damn important that you need to be on the phone 24 fucking 7 but I am sorry, but You are just some fucking sewage cleaning scumbag that has nothing better to do. When someone at the deli is trying to help you and you ignore them and then you get mad for them passing you up for the next customer you are a fucking rude bastard. Here is a fucking hint why don't you take that piece of fucking shit ear leach off your head and treat the people who are trying to help you. How hard is it not to talk in the store? I mean for fuck sakes can you go 20/30 min with out your god damn phone? I can understand if you are shopping and your wife/gf/husband/bf calls and says hey  pick me up a loaf of bread. I can understand that. But don't be on the damn phone for more then 20 fucking seconds. What I really think is you are some looser that can't get a gf/bf and you are on the [hone to some phone sex line while you are shopping. Does it really turn you on that you are talking on the phone to some fab obese person talking to you as he is fingering her roll while your playing pocket pool in the store? I mean come up how fucking sick minded are you. There are kids in the fucking store so please stop it.

I know its hard but the world don't revolve around you. Take the damn head set off. Show some respect. THe casheiir is only trying to help y ou and here you are blowing her off saying wait a second I'm on the phone. If I was that casheer I would tell you to go fuck yourself then jump the counter and proceed to beat your fucking face in. Thank you I hope you die.

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 17 September 2008 )
 
Canada WTF?!?
Written by Mike   
Friday, 11 July 2008

Since when does Canada have this Canada Day?

I mean last I knew Canada was the 51st state. Since when do they have the balls to have their own day of independence.Last I heard they still had the dyke of a queen printed all over their money (which looks very gay by the way). 

 This has to stop, Canada was supposed to do everything America does. Now their independence day is 3 days before ours. Now the ignorant people in Europe are going to think our July 4th is a copy of shitty Canada's July 1st. I demand they change the date of their day to sometime in October, this way they will be back in their place. 

Come on we all know Canada sucks. Its the land where it always snows and its bitter cold. Go huddle in your Eskimo homes and leave our independence day alone. 

 

 

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 17 September 2008 )
 
Six Flags Low Ticket Prices Not Really?
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Monday, 09 June 2008
Six Flags Lowering ticket prices because they say they want to help the economy. Well I went to six flags well the ticket prices are lower and though damn about time. Well it seems good and you're happy till you get through the gate. Then its like all of a sudden you were slipped a Rufie-Colada and you are gang raped up the ass hard. First off on some of the rides now how lockers you have to rent. If you have a back pack you can't leave them at the front of the ride. I was told you have to rent a locker in order to ride the ride A fucking dollar are you fuckin serious? You're making me pay a dollar for something you should offer for free? I mean I can understand if you want to rent a locker for a day that cool. But this is to rent it for the ride. I mean a dollar adds up and it adds up quick. To top it all off the locker isn't even all day you have 120 min to get it or they will reuse your locker and they aren't responsible for your stuff. I rented the damn locker from you you should keep my god damn stuff till I am ready for it. I would expect this ass rape in texas but not every were else. I suspect this is due to maybe high theft? Even the damn sign out side the ride says we arn't reasonable for any lost or stolen items. Bring back the damn bin I  know its my responsibility so let me decide. Hell here is an idea why don't you offer lockers for free? its only 120 minuets you can afford that.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, 17 September 2008 )
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All Lesbians are fakers
Written by Mike   
Tuesday, 08 July 2008

Have you ever seen two lesbians walk down the street and notice one always looks like a man and the other is a bit manly but not full fledged man? Well I have, and I have seen this a lot. A lot of people say being gay is something you are born with. WRONG! I can see being a gay guy is something you are born with but not a lesbian. Before you begin to bitch and moan let me explain.


Last Updated ( Wednesday, 17 September 2008 )
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Dear Exxon You are Fucking Over the Economy
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Monday, 19 May 2008

Dear Exxon,

Every since the price of gas has up other things have gone up. Food, Electricity, everything. Now you are going to say it is now our fault. Well it may not be your 100% your fault but your not helping at all. The people who run your company are greedy and don't give a damn about people. The price of gas has nearly tippled in the past 8 years and so have your profits. So because of your greed you are causing prices all over to go up. So increasing your profits screws the economy you don't care. Why should you care you can afford anything you want because of my damn money going to your pocket. Do you really think that the American public is that stupid? I know Bush is the leader of the united states and you can entertain him for hours by gluing a quarter to the floor but the rest of America isn't that stupid. Hope do justify the prices you charge? I think you need a little lesson for price gouging. Lets look up price gouging.

The Wikipedia defines price gouging as:

Last Updated ( Monday, 19 May 2008 )
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Ticketmaster FCC FDA oh my
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Saturday, 22 March 2008
Last Updated ( Saturday, 22 March 2008 )
 
Open Letter To George W. Bush Jr
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Tuesday, 11 March 2008
Dear Mr. President,

I am a united states citizen and I would like to ask a few questions. My first question is why in the hell are you so fucking stupid? I mean come the fuck on I know pieces of bread that can run this country better then you can. Fist of this is America and you server the American public. That's the American public just in case you didn't get it the first time. If 26% of America is agreeing with you then there is something wrong. They "voted" you in for a reason you should listen to them. You represent American not your self. I know that sometimes you have to do things that you hate but that's why they voted you in the first fucking place. I can not stress enough that you are representing America. What goes though your mind? I want to do things my way and that's it? How fucking selfish are you? I also notice you have a big beef over bills the democrats pass. Seems to me you are little childish in vetoing the bills because they are passed by the democrats. AGAIN YOU ARE FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? and since you don't understand that maybe you should see a doctor for your hearing. Since when is it ok to fucking spy on the ones that do fucking nothing to America? would you like it if you spied on you? No but you are so secret on  what you do that you block every fucking step for people to access the information. Have you ever heard of the freedom of information act? Oh wait you don't believe in following the rules do you. You think that you are supreme god or something. What a good example to set for America. Thanks to you in 20 years all our rights will be gone.




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