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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Tuesday, 09 October 2007 |
God I fucking hate ups. I understand if you have a package and you need it signed, that's fine I can understand that for security and such. What I can't underfuckingstand is why UPS is fucked up. Well to state my case I ordered a package that needed to be signed but I wasn't home. So they left a little note on my door saying sorry we can't deliver the package it needs to be signed for. OK I can understand that. So I called the number on the fucking peice of fucking shit sticker they tried to leave on my door. God it looks like it was made in kindergarten tape and used the no toxic glue they eat. I found the note in my bush next to my door thank fucking god it wasn't windy or I would have never known they were there.
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 09 October 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Wednesday, 26 September 2007 |
Ahh beta max you should all know what this is. It was a home video format that you can use to record on to. It's competitor was the format we all know and love VCR. So what in the fuck did Sony do to fuck this up? Well Sony is never bright when inventing new formats or hell even fucking exploding batteries. Sony in its life had only one good product and that was the trinitron. So why did VCR win over Beta Max? Well because one Sony don't listen to their customers. Fucking Sony thinks that they can tell you what to like and that you will accept it. Everyone thinks that Sony lost out because they wouldn't allow porn on the beta max. I for the longest time believed that this was true. That's until I did some research for this rant. What I found out that Sony was fucking stupid. What happened is that RCA asked Sony for a 4 hour machine and Sony said no. Sony felt that 4 hours would degrade the quality ..insert more bullshit here.. etc..etc.. So thanks to Sony RCA said well fuck you then. So RCA then asked JVC to make a format and that was how VCR was made. Now I am still trying to figure out why the cock suckers at Sony said no to a 4 hour tape. But this is Sony and for years Sony has employed engineers that graduated form preschool so they are more interested in shoving things up their noses then doing any fucking work. The research and development team has shoved one to many fucking cyan's up their noses because they don't know fucking shit about what r&d is. So why was a 4 hour take so important? Well football of course the average televised football game as 4 hours. Americans love football and if you give then something that can record the game so they can make the wife happy they will love it. So not only can they give the nagging wife off their back but they can now watch the game at any time and also rewind it to see great plays.
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 26 September 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Wednesday, 29 August 2007 |
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So watching a commercial the other day for some medication they were advertising. They were listing things that if you had them you can’t take this medication. Well I wasn’t really paying attention then all of a sudden I heard eye herpes. I was shocked and dismayed about what I just heard. Eye herpes what the fuck is that? Feeling the kid inside me breaking out I wanted to know what this was and why because it was funny as hell. So what is eye herpes? Well the technical saying for eye herpes is ocular herpes. I found this definition on allaboutvision.com.
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 29 January 2008 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Thursday, 23 August 2007 |
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It seems that Bill Gates is a fucking asshole! Reports and
sources say that Bill Gates has called the
Secretary of Defense and the Secretary of Commerce to push the American
National Standards Institute (ANSI) in an effort to implement Microsoft’s 'Open Office XML' (OOXML)
instead of the 'Open Document Format' (ODF).
The ANSI is the one to make the rules and regulations
of what’s standard. I don’t see why the fucking hell! Microsoft is even being considered at all. It’s a proprietary format of which is controlled by who? That's right MicroFuckingSoft, ODF isn’t controlled by any single company. It's free for
everyone to use and to create/implement it. ODF works with any OS, any word processor or spreadsheet application and is open to all.
This makes sense to me but
does it make sense to Microsoft? Are they afraid that they will miss out on business or
something?
WAKE THE FUCK UP MICROSOFT! 96% OF THE FUCKING WORLD USES YOUR OS AS
ITS DESKTOP!
Microsoft also own 90% of the modern office with their 'Office' packages, such as Word and Excel. Most
people don’t even realize that there are alternatives to Word and Excel. Either that, or they are far to lazy to change. Right now this article is being written in
Open Office.
Open Office is a free office suite that has a word processor (similiar to Word), spreadsheet (similiar to Excel) and more. It's free and therefore costs you nothing. In fact, it can open and save in Microsoft's various formats, allowing anyone to open, view and/or save any documents produced with Word, Excel, etc.
The whole point is that a standard should be
something that isn’t controlled by one source. It should be open and free to
use by all.
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Last Updated ( Friday, 24 August 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Friday, 17 August 2007 |
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A new test has been developed that allows potential parents to see if their child has Down Syndrome, without hurting or effecting the unborn baby. This new test allows women of any age to see if their baby has the extra chromosome that casues the condition.
This test is a great idea as it allows parents to prepare for the care of the child, which is no easy task.
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Last Updated ( Friday, 24 August 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Monday, 13 August 2007 |
Dear State Line Oil,
Out of all the companies that have tucks, vans and cars out there I have never had a problem with their drivers. In the last 3 years I lived here I been cut off by your divers then driving 2 weeks in new your city. I also drive by your office in Granby Connecticut almost every day. Your drives have no manners and have no driver etiquette. They will cut anyone off and don't care about anyone around them. Hell I seen Nine year olds who can drive better then they can. Countless times I had to slam on my breaks because of your damn drivers. Also one day I was behind one of your drivers and he/she was driving like they came out of a bars happy hour. They were all over the road like a Irish man on st. patties day. Another incident I was at the stop light and it said no turn on red, what did you driver do he ran the damn light almost getting hit by another driver.
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Last Updated ( Monday, 13 August 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Monday, 06 August 2007 |
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I have had lot of people say well what would you do so different? Well I guess I will tell you. If I ran the USA I would first make it illegal for illegal aliens to be in the united states. I say a no tolerance policy is in order now. I say if you are caught and your aren’t legal make I a immediate deportation. Finger print them so that you can tell if they are repeat defenders. If they keep doing it and get caught throw them in jail for life(please wait till you bitch about prison overpopulation I will cover this later down). I also say step up and build the great wall of Mexico(I know its not just Mexico that make most of illegal aliens). Place border guards every mile. And every ½ mile put web controlled guns and have people control the gun from the web. Now not only can we get better coverage for the borders but people would do it for free. Nothing like sitting down in front of your desk in the morning with some nice brewed coffee shooting illegal coming over. I know they have underground tunnels so we should invest in better mapping tech that can map underground with accurate readings. With this if we find a tunnel we can drill down throw a couple sticks of dynamite. Now don’t get me wrong I am for from being produced I don’t mind if we have any race in America as long as they do it the right way from green cards to visas I don’t care. If you get here in America legally I welcome you with open arms. For the rest have police just enforce the law. If they are illegal deport them back to what ever county they can back come back you know what to do.
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Friday, 03 August 2007 |
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God its not like the world is bad enough. Seems to me lately that the Christians and Republicans are making it worse. They think they are all high and mighty but when it comes down to it they only use "god" as a scapegoat. Bush saying he is making his decisions in the name of god(please don’t argue with this you know its true so shut the fuck up.). Then you have your fucked up Christians that stick up for him. Christians pretty much only for republicans occasionally you might have a Christians that has a I.Q. over 70 that will vote for the other side. They voted bush in to office fucking twice. That shows you that they are fucking stubborn and don’t give a fuck who the person is as long as they are Christian. That’s not the way to vote you vote for the person who is best for the job. Clearly Bush isn’t the best man for the job.
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 26 September 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Tuesday, 31 July 2007 |
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Fuck your site. I don't want to pay for your answers that are answered by mediocre computer users. What the hell are you thinking? Charging for help that you should be offering for free. Sites like http://www.linux-noob.com and hell even Microsoft’s knowledge base is better then what you guys offer. You even have fucking pop up ads and you still charge for this shit? You give computer help sites a bad name. Just for you information you can use grease monkey to get rid of your stupid css cover up crap. Also we can use google cache. I will tell everyone this. Do you even care that you a ripping people off? And don’t tell me this is good quality stuff because this looks like something the geek squad can write. If you don’t’ change your ways then you will loose business. I am also banning your site at my place of work. I know its not much but hey its less money you can rape someone from. You are like the Mafia of help sites. Just remember one thing. If you wake up with a horse head in your bed it wasn't me.
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 01 August 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Tuesday, 31 July 2007 |
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I like anyone love to go to the beach every once and a while. To look and see the water go for miles and miles. The sun and the sand its, well, perfect. But there is something that will ruin the beaches more then global warming will ever do. In fact it makes global warming look like a little kid in a waiting pool. It’s the #1 problem of why the earth beaches are getting worse. Its obese people at the beach. I mean come on. I was once at the beach and heard a low moaning that sounded like something was dying. Then I say this huge thing and I thought to my self "oh my god it’s a beached wale". So I ran to see if I could help it and to my surprise it was a 700 Lbs. fat woman eating her ice cream and moaning like a whore while doing so. The sand around her must have sunk in like 6 to 9 inches.
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 04 December 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Tuesday, 31 July 2007 |
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Well it seems that people forget their kids in the car during the summer. HOW IN THE FUCK CA N YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!! I mean come on yeah you may not want to have a kid but leaving them in the car to die? If it was up to me I would send you to the fucking chair. That’s like killing someone. But in most of theses cases the judge lets them off. I k now what I would like to do to you people that kill kids. I want to throw you in a oven and see how you fucking like it. How would it feel to roast like a fucking pig? No you wouldn’t like it so how can you forget about your kid in the car?
Its still killing even if you say I forgot. People who accidentally kill people still go to fucking jail. I hope one day they ass rape you in jail. That’s what you deserve is 30 years of screaming ass pounding, with a cherry on top. If it was up to me you would have already been in jail on death row. But most of the cases are dropped in the USA like a fat chick going to town on a ham sandwich. Like its ok to kill your own kid off. Fuck those stupid ass judges. It’s looking like more and more that the USA need me in charge. I say save the kids from their parents. Since when does America say its ok to kill your own kids in the car?
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 31 July 2007 )
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