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Ipods Blamed for Death By Lighting
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Thursday, 12 July 2007

OK what the fuck is people problems. In recent news people are blaming Ipods for being struck by lighting. What the fuck is wrong with people. From the cnn article(see links below).

Last summer, a Colorado teen ended up with similar injuries when lightning struck nearby as he was listening to his iPod while mowing the lawn.

Last Updated ( Thursday, 12 July 2007 )
 
FTC Fuck You and Your Mother
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Saturday, 30 June 2007

I'm getting tired of getting fucking raped by Internet Service providers as it is. Now the Federal Trade Commission says they can now charge you more for streaming video music or what ever they feel like it. I though the ftc was there to protect us from companies from raping us. But I guess that all government agencies get greedy and fucking allow rapping of all Americans. So I decided to send this to the FTC it self. It was nice of them to have a  complaint form. God its nice to bitch about the ftc to the ftc its self. Its like saying I I want the ftc to protect me from the ftc. Fuck the FTC. Fucking Bitches. Its not like they do any fucking work anyway. They are regulate monopolies and and stop them. Yeah fucking right. Fuck them . I guess you can merge with anyone as long as you pay the FTC Bitch Fairy.

 


Dear FTC,

 Your the ftc your suppose to help customers not fucking allow then to get raped. But I guess you allow anyone to pay you off. Hell you don't even fucking care about monopolies any fucking more. Seems to me the ftc is more about getting fucking kickbacks then protecting the consumers. Hell I say if you say fuck the net neutrality you should give all internet users some type of lube. because the ass raping they are going to get because you bastards won't protect them is going to be severe. Net neutrality is there to be there for a reason. Its there to protect consumers from getting charged for stupid ass fees.  I think that you guys are fucking assholes and need to get shut down. You no longer protect the American public so you can kiss my ass. See you in hell fuckers. So I say you investigate you self and make yourself protect the consumers.  Or is that to hard? Yeah its because you don't like getting raped do you? so thats for nothing ftc go to hell and I hope some fat ho rides you till you pass out in pain from crushed pelvises.

 

Here is a copy of the form I sent them.

http://www.drinkwithrandall.com/ftc.pdf 

Last Updated ( Saturday, 30 June 2007 )
 
Since when does Blockbuster tells me what I can choose.
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Saturday, 23 June 2007
Fuck you blockbuster since when do you have the fucking right to tell me what the fuck to do? Its about people not what you take in kickbacks. Fuck you for thinking of yourself and not the people. But since when do you fucking care about people in the first place. You say no late charges but then you start charging late fees. You never came up with a original idea in your fucking life. Then you bag on the people who invented the idea? Fuck you. You have no fucking right to tell me what is right. From now on I will never I mean never rent another fucking movie from you.  Then you decide that you are only pushing blueray and not hd-dvd. Who gave you that fucking right to say that blueray is better then hd-dvd. Why not offer both formats? Oh that's right that's giving people a fucking choice. Oh my no not that. Figures that you a multi-billion dollar company would force people to do what you want. what a fucking surprise.  I hope your company goes fucking under because I don't fucking care if you make it or not anymore. Remember its the people that help make your store not fucking Sony giving you kickbacks. all I fucking have to say to you is "YOUR A BIG FUCKING SELLOUT"
Last Updated ( Saturday, 23 June 2007 )
 
McJob It's a Word now.
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Tuesday, 12 June 2007
Ahhh McDonanlds. Its been a while since I fuckign baged of that peice of fucking crap hell hole called McFuckingFatHouse. Its seems that alot of People dont' like McDondalds. Well don't that break your fucking heart. Fuck them. Any way. I love how fucking webster can add fucking words to the fucking dictionary. I fucking hate webster but that is another rant. They just added a word called McJob. I am fucking serious. http://webster.com/dictionary/mcjob . It defines the word as "a low-paying job that requires little skill and provides little opportunity for advancement". I don't know about you but I would rather kill my self then work at McDonalds. I mean come the fuck on it has to be the worst fuckign job in the fuckign world. Hey work for us not only do you get fucking fat but you can fatten the fucking world.
 
Microsoft Fight Simulator Approved by the FAA
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Sunday, 10 June 2007
There are a lot of good reasons why you should never trust the FAA but this has to be best reason. The FAA a while a go has approved the Microsoft Flight Simulator for flight training. Microsoft was one of the last flight sims to get approved by the FAA and a good reason too. But eventually Microsoft paid its way to get the FAA approval so they can claim they are the best flight simulator. Microsoft has put millions and millions in to this.
Last Updated ( Sunday, 10 June 2007 )
 
FDA Fucks up Again
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Thursday, 07 June 2007
Wow the FDA is fucking stupid. They go after the energy drink called cocaine and tell them they can't have the name because its a gateway to the real stuff. But the FDA is now in big trouble. In recent news FDA approved the drug called Avandia. They approved this drug in November of 2005 and claims to help people with type 2 Diabetes. Now here is the fucked up thing. The drug company didn't have to do extensive testing on its new drug. What the fucking hell is that all ab out? Later on they found out that the drug increases you chances of a heart attack. So thanks to the fd fucking a they killed some people. Now you tell me where the priorities are. They fucking are all over cocaine and their drink and yet they don't let something that can do harm to someone go extensive testing what the fuck is wrong with this company.
Last Updated ( Thursday, 07 June 2007 )
 
Prices of Oil Drop While Pump Prices Rise?
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Thursday, 07 June 2007
What the fuck is going on? Yet they prices of barrels drop yet the gas pump is still fucking high and going higher? Yet the government does nothing I know that they just passed a bill saying yeah we "care". Yeah fucking right I don't fucking care if its Republicans of the Democrats they are don't care about you. Hell united states stopped caring about its citizens around the late 70's. Fuck the people as long as I get my fucking money I don't care. Exxon I am fucking buying you gas and I then one who is giving you that fucking job. Yet you fuckin want to rape me? Fuck Please just someone bash the ceos knee caps in. Hell if it was up to me I shove that fucking pump up his ass and scream "How do you fucking like it". Fuck please someone stop the fucking lies. It should be if the barrels of oil drop it should drop the gas prices should drop but hell That's just me What do I know.
 
Decaf? What the Hell
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Friday, 01 June 2007
Decaf coffee is like the bastard child of coffee. It servers no fucking use to anyone. I don't fucking drink coffee for the taste yeah you up stuff in it to cover up the nasty taste of coffee. Yet people are drinking this fucking wanna be drink called decaf. Its like raping the coffee of all its benifits and leaveing it to the side to die. I think this should be illigal. THey want to make the drink cocaine illigal then they should get rid of this fucking wannabe drink. I just think that the people who drink decaf are wanna bes. All its saying is look at me I am a coffee drinker. FUCK YOU you are not a coffee dirnker you are a wanna be fucking moron who wants to be cool.  Go do your self a favor drink a full cup of the high octane then if someone asks you how you are today you can day "I'm a coffee achiver sam"
 
Dear Randall: I'm a Walking STD Factory
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Friday, 25 May 2007

Dear Randall,

 

I love my wife more then anything but sometimes it’s hard when I travel. One day I was with this hooker and man she did everything. The problem isn’t that I cheated on my wife, it is that I contracted herpes from fucking that broad. Now how can I blame this on my wife? I don’t want to take the blame for this and I think she been fucking around anyway. So Randall what should I do?

 

Sincerely Herpes+ 

Last Updated ( Friday, 25 May 2007 )
 
Why in the Hell is Bush Still in Office
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Friday, 25 May 2007
I still don't get it. Why in the holly fuck is this fucking guy still in office? I just don't under stand that with a approval rating of around 30fucking% hes still in office. PEOPLE WAKE THE FUCK UP!! Stand up and say that you don't want this fucking moron with a IQ of 34 to be in office anymore. I mean come the fuck on it only fucking takes 5 fucking minuets to fucking send a e-mail to your congress man and or Senate I say e-mail then both. Because of you lazy ass fellow Americans you are letting someone you fucking hate stay in office.

 
E-mail to the CEO of 180solutions.
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Saturday, 19 May 2007

This is a email to the ceo of 180solutions. THough you might now know who they are you do know their software. They are one of the biggest spyware and adware makers. so I decuited to write the ceo and tell him what I think.



Dear CEO of 180Solutions,

 I am getting sic an tired of your fucking advertising practices. Who in the fuck gave you permission to install unwanted software on peoples computers. NO FUCKING ONE that's who.  I believe its almost as bad as breaking in to someones house. Yet you get away with this shit. Fuck you I have to clean my family/friends/coworkers computers full of your fucking crap.  This is a warning to you. This is me telling you that we don't want your fucking crap on our computers. After this e-mail I don't want see anything from you on any of my friends/family's computers. If I do I will sue the fucking pants off you.

Last Updated ( Saturday, 19 May 2007 )
 
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