you know what pisses me off...these mouthy fuckin disrepectful fuckin douche bag kids you want to knock the shit out of....what happened to the good old days when parents was able to beat some ass and keep these kids in line ,,,by god  i was brought up old school and i turned out alright,,some of you will argue that im sure..but i;ve never been to jail and i show respect to my elders. i was present at a store here recently and this girl was fighting her mom and calling her cunt,bitch, ect... and told her she cant touch her or she will go to jail and was laughing with this smug snotty laugh i wanted to bust her one myself..but its not my place to do that...i see it everywhere i go.. the stores,parking lots so on and so forth...i see this shit and im like jesus what the fuck,....if this was me my mom would be conditioning me with a good old fashion ass whooping,and if i called her a cunt ,,,jesus i might as well kill Myself..back in the day(god i sound old) parents could
spank ya pop you in your mouthy ass mouth and that was it..you would shut the fuck up and behave...we didnt have a.d.d and all that shit when i was a boy..these kids who claim to have a.d.d. cant focus on school work and chored around the house but the can sit on there fat fuckin asses and play their video games non stop with no a.d.d episodes.. i say bring back corpral punishment!!!  steps of soap box now

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Ahh the FCC everyone hates the FCC. What do they do? They like to fuck with America that’s what. Personally I think that most of the fucking people that are in the FCC are fucked up die hard fucking over religious bastards. Oh no a boobie no not that.  Fuck that what’s wrong you didn’t get laid so now because you didn’t see a fucking boobie you need to make sure the rest of the world don’t see it either? Well if you say they have women that work for the FCC. Well you see its because they are lesbians and they don’t want to admit it so what do they do they cover it up by saying it’s wrong and no one should see that succulent tit  I mean boob.  The FCC does a lot to TV but it’s worse for the radio stations. Radio can’t make fart noises and they can’t say cretin words. So what if you kid hears a fart noise they do it all the fucking time in school. ITS NOT OFFENDING ANYONE BUT THE FUCKING OVERSENTIVE BASTARDS. Just because a few people get offended don’t mean you have to ban it all for the rest of the fucking world.

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OK I know I can't fucking spell worth a fucking crap but this is something I already fucking know. Now some of you think just because my grammar fucking sucks means that I am fucking stupid. The fact is I have graduated from college with a degree in computer science at the age of 21 . I also took a couple of classes in quantum mechanics and calculus. Also don't fucking say to me that I can't read your fucking web site, fuck you, yes you can. If you can't read my website then maybe you are the one who is fucking stupid. I know its bad but it isn't that bad that you can't fucking read it. Please don't fucking tell me my spelling sucks I know it does.

You think that you are that much fucking smarter them me you have to fucking point out my mistakes. Well i don''t fucking care.. Do I point out that you fucking ass is as huge as a fucking truck? well maybe if i saw you but thats not the fucking point. I bet most of you that write or say anything to me about my fucking spelling that you have fingers the size of fucking Texas. SO why don't you fucking get off your steal reinforced chair and get some fucking exercise. Or maybe you are just a hypocrite Christian and point out my mistakes when in fact you think you are fucking holier then fucking thou? You aren't you know 95% of you have had sex before marriage, well its fucking wrong and you just think its fucking ok because you can ask your lame ass god for forgiveness. and yo u think just because you pray its ok. so now that you think that you can do anything fucking thing you want and prey for it and you are ok. well sorry it don't fucking work like that. you are a fucking sinner and no matter how much you prey you should go to fucking hell.