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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Monday, 12 March 2007 |
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Don’t get me wrong but I love quiznos and they have some damn good subs. But lately the are airing this fucked up commercial. Its bagging on subway and I fucking hate it when other companies bag on other companies so that they can sell stuff. What the fucking hell is your problem? Are you so scared that you can’t let your own product sell your fucking stuff? Oh well I guess you are scared because only scared companies do that. But what really gets me going in that commercial is when that women says “it has a lot of meat and that’s what real women need” then she does this fucking laugh that wants me to beat her fucking face. Man what a fucking slut whore skank. I think it’s the laugh that gets me mad it should so fucking stupid. If she ever did that in front of me I would go to jail for backing her fucking face in. I mean it’s the fucking annoying. Because of this I am no longer to quiznos. I can’t stand that fucking laugh and it’s getting to me. I know it should but she has made me angrier then anyone so far.
I know she is an actor and maybe she was paid well to act like a fucking skank. But I can’t help it. Its just one of them people you just want to beat their face in till it makes you happy. I will get over it I hope because the anger she and given me is far greater then my friend Mike ever will. And he pretty much fuels my anger for this site.
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Last Updated ( Monday, 12 March 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Friday, 09 March 2007 |
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I am getting so fucking tired of people calling or getting calls during a fucking movie. Were in the fuck do these people get their manners from. Its bad enough that I have to pay 10 bucks to see that over priced movie and then have someone ruin it for me. These people have no understanding for anyone else. I can understand if you got a call and you went out to the lobby to answer it I understand sometimes we have emergencies. But its getting to the point where it’s getting bad. People put on the most annoying ring tones and let it ring and answer it. Please just shut the fuck up. I can’t you being so fucking rude. You make me want to jump over the chairs and rip one out and beat the living fuck out of you. Then I want to take you cell phone put it on vibrate and cover it with razor blades and shove it up your ass. Then I would call you over and over again maybe just fucking maybe you will learn some fucking manners.
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Monday, 05 March 2007 |
I am so tired of people calling me and putting me on hold. Its one thing you call me to fucking sell me stuff but its another when you call me and put me on fucking hold. I don't care if you are selling something cool or not. If I wanted it I most likely have it already. I wish there is a way to transport to them right there. Then when I am there I would continue to beat them then I would tell them Please hold. This is the icing on the fucking cake. I swear nothing makes me more angry then you calling me then telling me to hold. Fucking fuck that.
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Last Updated ( Monday, 05 March 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Friday, 02 March 2007 |
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Yeah its true there was a scare in the modeling industry. This big shot celebrity caterer feed to the sport illustrated models hepatitis a infested clams. Sports illustrated has asked the models if they ate any of the food to get treatment immediately. Yeah fucking right they don’t eat anything well not for long before they throw it up. My bet is that only the people behind the camera are infected. Models are so thin and so belimic that is sic. Now you say wow that model looks good you have no fucking Idea that she throws up 3 times a day to keep that body. I for one don’t like models that skinny and if I take a girl out I don’t want her to throw up the food I just fucking bought for her. If I buy you fucking food eat otherwise don’t eat it. Nothing makes me more sic then eating at a table then they go and throw up afterwards. tius scare in the sports illistrated
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Thursday, 01 March 2007 |
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Yeah well it’s getting harder for people to fuck anymore. With more and more stupid bastards aren’t wrapping their package. So now if someone goes out not only to they have to worry about getting a STD they have to worry about getting two or more. What is a man to do? Well I will give you some tips on how to tell if a women/man has a std.
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Wednesday, 28 February 2007 |
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ahh the joys of being a cop. what would I do if I was a cop? FIrst off I would pull anyone over for even looking at me. I would give then a ticket then give them one more for being a bitch. I would pull someone over for a dusty licence plate. Hell if there was a hot chick I would take bribs in sexualr favors from her as well. This is why I am not a cop becuse I would abuse my power and put fat bastards in jail for being to fucking fat. I would also put fuckign tail gaters away for life for being fucking bastards. but
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Friday, 23 February 2007 |
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I am so fucking sick and tired of having people ride my ass for going the speed limit or hell even speeding. It’s like they want their car to fuck yours up the ass. I am not fucking moving for you nor will I speed up if you ride my fucking ass. Why do you think that riding my ass will speed me up. Fuck you if any thing it will just make me slow the fuck down. I’m not intimated by you and hell if I am driving my old buike I will fucking break check you ass hole. Nothing like going to work and you are already going 10 miles of the speed limit when some fucking moron comes and hump your bumper. I just love the ones that fucking honk at you because you are going over the speed limit. This is why you need to carry a baseball bat in the fucking car. Run this guy off the road and beat his fucking car till it looks like hell. If you have balls break a few knew caps while you are there. Its people like this that cause road rage and because of them the road isn’t a safe place any more. Fuck if you want to act like a jack ass joins the fucking derby.
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Last Updated ( Friday, 23 February 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Thursday, 22 February 2007 |
Dear Randall,
I live in a dorm on my school campus. I am really really shy and don't talk to anyone. What should I do? I am tired of everyone thinking I am a snob or a bitch. Randall I need your advice.
Sincerely Shy
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 22 February 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Tuesday, 20 February 2007 |
I was lucky to have recived cocaine the energy drink on my door the other day. Now I like redbull and drink it every so often when I need a boost or have a huge project at work. So I put the cocaine in the fridge. I left one out to see how good it is warm to see if its even drinkable warm.I came home and being around 7:30 It was a long day. I went to the fridge and took out a cocaine and sat down at the table and opened it up. The first sense said is smelled like cherry something. Well Not a big fan of cherry but hey its ok. SO I did what comes natural when it comes to drinking a energy drink. I pounded it down. Tastes good like cherry Robitussin then came a hint of burning. If you ever heard the saying "It Tastes like burning" well it was from the Simpson's and well you don't know what tastes like burning is till you had a cocaine. It wasn't a bad burning though like having 30 fireballs at once. but it only lasted maybe 5 mins then it was ok.
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Monday, 19 February 2007 |
How in the fuck is this thing still going on.They have 11 fucking Cd's. I know you have seen a commercial and or herd at least 3 seconds of this fucking crap. If not I envy you more then you will ever know. Kids bop is a scam for letting kids buy music. Its turning music and they are a part of the riaa so getting permission to do these songs is nothing since turner music sleeps with the riaa every night like some stupid slut. SO now that they got permission do use the song what they do next is nothing short of raping the song to death. Picture this, a bunch of kids from 5 to 9 singing out of tune for an hour. Not only that they are singing songs like Christina Aguilera's Genie in a bottle. How are parents allowing kids to listen to kids remake a I am a whore song from Aguilera?
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