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Fat People On carts the contest.
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Thursday, 15 February 2007
you have 15 more days. thats it. Not one of you have submitted a fat person on a cart. Its easy bring your camera to a local wal-mart. come on people you can do it. its 100 bucks for one picture. hell if you do it chances are you will win.
 
Microsoftisawsome.com: Stupid Microsoft Hippies
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Wednesday, 14 February 2007

I found this site and it make me sick to my stomach it was so pro Microsoft that it make me gag . So I wrote them a letter telling them what morons they are.

Dear Brain Washed Fools,

Man you guys fucking suck. I can't believe you have that much fucking love for Microsoft. I hope you know that Microsoft is a mafia and is one of the most evil companies of all time. Microsoft has killed people to get what they wanted. You supporting a company this evil just shows that you guys have no soul. Also looking your server is running Linux? For some fucking fanboys you aren't supporting the thing you hold most. I demand you take this site down its embarrassing Linux.

p.s. I would like you to tell the little girl who lost her dad to the Ms mafia that it was you and your love for Microsoft that fucked her life over.

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 14 February 2007 )
 
Fuck you Exxon
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Tuesday, 13 February 2007
Not has only Exxon made billions this year but they are also dirty assholes that need to be stopped. They are accused of paying off scientists to say global warming is not real. I'm sorry but if you don't believe in global warming just a bit then you are a fucking moron. If you don't believe in it then why in the hell is Exxon paying out millions to make scientist lie? Exxon wouldn't pay out that much if they didn't have a reason to. Why in the fuck are we letting them get away with this? People don't care because they think that it won't affect them and they are right. It might take 200 years before it gets ways out of hand.
 
UPDATE
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Monday, 12 February 2007
Guys I am doing updates today I will have a article up in 2 horus
Last Updated ( Monday, 12 February 2007 )
 
Buying Microsoft is Bad for America
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Thursday, 08 February 2007
Every time you buy a Microsoft product American rights slowly get reduced. We fight terrorism and say we try to protect our way of life when no one is doing so on the home front. Microsoft is just as much as a threat as the Taliban are. Microsoft is slowly taking away our right to choose. If Microsoft had its way it would make coffee. Think about it lets say 30 years in the future. Microsoft will make everything from blankets to x-rays. There won't be one thing that isn't Microsoft owned even wal-mart will be bought out and its now called MSN-Mart. The price of coffee is 50 dollars and gas(which is now made by Microsoft) will be $30.00 a gallon. While prices go up pay goes down. You might think this is all bullshit it isn't far from the truth. Microsoft is ting to get in to every type of product there is and try to be the  #1 spot. While the government isn't trying to stop any of this. So much for anti trust laws.
Last Updated ( Thursday, 08 February 2007 )
 
Exxon and Shell Making Billions
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Thursday, 08 February 2007
Funny fucking thing that gas prices are up and so are Exxon's and Shells Profits. Now how is this fair for us? It isn't while they are making billions they are fucking ripping us off. And again the government won't do a fucking thing. Its like they don't care if the American people get raped. Well fuck you Exxon and shell. I will go out of my way now to someone else. I think what the fuck you need to do is lower your gas prices but that's not you is it? All you guys fucking care about is how big of a dildo you can use to rape us all. Yet your CEOs are getting millions in bonuses and the American person is getting fucked over.
 
Shampoo Give Boys Boobies
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Wednesday, 07 February 2007
In recent studies they have found out that using certain oils and hand lotions even lavender shampoo can give boys from 4 to 13 years breasts. Wow what a fucking trip. Now boys can brow their own boobies and explorer w/o the embarrassment of asking a girl. But how wrong is that. Sitting in class and you see this 12 year old boy rubbing his breasts? Boys that age don't even know what self control is. How fucking gross is that. It also makes me wonder what the fuck do the put in them and can I get some for some flat chested girls? They say that the effects are temporary and won't last. Well how sad is it that you have to go bra shopping for you 12 year old boy? But I guess if you didn't have a girl this is the closest you will get to have some girl bonding.
 
Dear Randall: Psycho Obsesive Slut
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Tuesday, 06 February 2007
Dear Randall,

I have a ex boyfriend that won't take me back. I tried everything. I call him 5-20 times a day, I leave 50 - 100 emails a day for him, I even got a tattoo of his name on my backside. He never calls me back or never stops by my working more. I tried to see him at work but he won't even speak to me. He also calls me obsessive and that I need to get help. Randall what should I do I love him so much I don't want to let him go. Can I do anything to get him back? I really really love him and I can't live with out him. Please help me to get him back.

Sincerely,

Heart Broken

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 07 February 2007 )
 
Spam SPam Spam
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Monday, 05 February 2007
Sorry guys I haven't written anything in a few days. I was hit by spam bots and had to delete over 2000 spam entries in my comment system. I am so fucking pissed that they posted that much spam. I am doing my best to fight this fucking spam and the fucking fucktards who run them fucking bots. I am also in the process of trying to block all the ips that they have. So far I am up to 2 fucking million. Yes that many. I can't believe that they don't have someway of punishing them. I can't fight all of it but hey I am doing my best. So just to remind you guys that you now have to put in a security code from a image when you post a comment. I will still allow guests to post and I will not delete any posts that are real good or bad. I welcome all comments even the fucking stupid ass ones about my spelling and my fucking grammar. Also to them people go fuck yourselves. Starting Monday it will be back to normal and we will all be angry to a normal level.
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 06 February 2007 )
 
Texas Raping Hinder's Song
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Thursday, 01 February 2007
I am getting so fucking tired of country music remaking music. I know they can’t write their own stuff but its becoming irritating. It used to be you wait 4-5 years min to remake a song. No county music starts have gotten more fucking retarded that they need to steal music right away. Take for instance the song called “Lips of an Angle” by Hinder. Now the song was remade by Jack Ingram a country start from the good of Texas the land of the fucking morons. The Song only got popular in the last two months of 2006. What the fuck is wrong with him that song is brand fucking new and that fucking guy can’t write for him self and steals it. He is just screaming “Hey look at me I am a fucking retard that can’t write for my self”. I know he’s from Texas and has a I.Q. of fucking 12, but still.
Last Updated ( Thursday, 01 February 2007 )
 
Dear Randall: One Pump Chump
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Wednesday, 31 January 2007

So I have been dating my current boyfriend for around 3 years now. I feel bad since I cannot have an orgasm with him. He pretty much lasts about a minute during sex. I don't know what to do. I do love him and all.. but I need to get that feeling about sex.

Recently I began to look outside the relationship for my needs.. I have no went all the way but I am close.. what should I do?

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 31 January 2007 )
 
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