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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Monday, 29 January 2007 |
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Ok you all know what text speak is. Its pretty much like “c u l8ter “. Its fucking retarded but hey what people fucking do its up to them. It’s a fucking book that consists of 1000 text messages and replies. He put them all together and is selling the god damn book. Why in the hell would people buy this fucking book? Its full if fucking crap that no one wants to read. But hey I guess even William Shatner sells books so can this guy. Hell maybe if text messages are so popular maybe I should write a book on my text messages. I think this is over the fucking top and it shouldn’t be allowed to sell. Hell if I had my fucking way I would put all the leet speak people in jail. I would also make it so they won’t eat for 18 hours at a time. Maybe a good beating everyday so they can use real words. I fucking hate all of the people who use numbers in words either to make them short or to bastardized the American language.
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Friday, 26 January 2007 |
Getting on the freeway is hard to do anymore. But now you have to be careful of other people getting on the fucking freeway. People get on the on ramp at 110 Mph sometimes. What fucking gets me is that they don't even fucking look behind them to see if anyone is fucking coming. If I remember the law correctly you have to fucking yield to the people on the freeway not them to yield to you. So now they are breaking the law and they don't even fucking care. Hell if you don't yield to them they fucking get pissed off at you. Well fuck you this is my right of way asshole.
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Thursday, 25 January 2007 |
To put it bluntly I would rather have a high school graduate operate on me then have someone at geek squad work on my computer. People don't be stupid don't let the geek squad repair your computers. Think of this they are paying them like 7.50 an hour. They are rejects that can't get a job any place else. To it frankly I think I know 5 year olds who know more about computers then they do. They don't even do background checks on the people they send to your house. So that means that you can have a sex offender at your house and never know it
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 25 January 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Wednesday, 24 January 2007 |
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God just when I think they can’t get any worse. Well I heard some that made me think why is this fucking song even played. Just the other day I heard a old song called Your so vein by Carly Simon. One part of the chorus goes You're so vain You probably think this song is about you. If you read the lyrics about the song the whole fucking song is about him. What the fuck is that about. Um bitch yes it is about him you’re the stupid ass bitch who made it about him. God, how fucking stupid are you don’t say its about him when it fucking is. I hope someone beats you with a baseball bat making you think about that fucking line.
Then you have..
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 24 January 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Tuesday, 23 January 2007 |
Dear Randall,
So I was reading your Dead Randall section and let me just say your grammar sucks. I know I don't have the greatest grammar but how about you go back to 5th grade and learn to re-read what you wrote.
You completely use the wrong words and so on. You would get a lot more readers if you could write at a 4th grade level. I mean come on. Do you have some disorder that makes you write so bad?
And what kind of person would take advice from an angry person like you anyway? I would rather get advice from random people on the street then you
Joe
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 23 January 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Monday, 22 January 2007 |
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Dear Randall,
I like your site and have a problem of my own. About 6 months ago when my boyfriend at the time was out of town for a few weeks on a business trip, I made him a sexy little strip show with my web cam every day for about 2 weeks and would send it to him.
So about 2 weeks ago I made the bad choice of cheating on him with a good friend ofmine and he found out. He says he is going to post the videos all over the Internetif I don't have sex with him whenever he wants. I'm a bit stuck on what I should do..
do you have any advice?
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Last Updated ( Monday, 22 January 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Thursday, 18 January 2007 |
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Still going on so please Submit Your picture of the fattest person on a cart
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Thursday, 18 January 2007 |
Dear Randall,
I found you somehow on google from searching for something and I need some advice.
I am a 20 year old college student that is struggling to get by. I have to pay for college myself and I am under a scholarship now that pays for half my education. I have to keepup a 3.3 GPA to keep the scholarship. Right now one of my math classes might fail me andforce me to not keep my scholarship.
I asked the professor if there is anything I can do to bring it up. He asked me to stop by his house on friday night and he will have a few things for me to do. I am pretty sureI know what he wants me to do. I am asking you advice on what I should do. If i fail the class I lose that money and I will probably have to drop out.
thanks
hopelessly lost!
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Tuesday, 16 January 2007 |
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Dear Randall,
My mom and dad have been divorced for 4 years. I love my parents more then anything and would love to see them get back together. The other day I was with my dad at his house. It was late and I decided to get some water so I went down the stairs. When I entered the living room I saw my dad having sex with my best friend. I was in complete shock and ran back to my room. I cried all night thinking why did my dad have sex with my best friend. How can I tell my dad to stop having sex with my friends? How do I tell my best friend not to have sex with my dad? It just feels like my whole world is ending. Randall what should I do?
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 16 January 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Tuesday, 16 January 2007 |
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What the fuck happened to the blinker? Seems to me people forgot how to use the god damn turn signal. People cut you off because they don’t use a blinker to show you that they are tuning in to your lane. Then they fucking honk at you like its your fault. Well fuck you asshole how long does it take to use the fucking turn single? It takes two fucking seconds you lazy bitch. But you must be the people who need to use a fat cart at wal-mart and can’t lift your arm to the turn single and use it. What’s wrong fatty? Is your 400 lbs pound ass to fat that it can’t lift your own arm? I can’t say its all the fat people. I have seen like a 90-pound woman cut off a row of traffic had she was flipping people off. Yet she didn’t use a damn blinker, Are you that fucking lazy? Can you please use the blinker it takes two goddamn seconds to move your fucking arm. New England and Texas are the worse places you can drive in the United States. They are the worst and rudest drivers in the world. They cut you off if you gave them 2 fucking inches of space from you and the car in front of you. If you don’t let them in they honk at you flipping you off and forcing you to pull over. All while they don’t use the fucking blinker. I just can’t see any fucking need for this its what like so hard to use your blinker? Maybe just maybe if you can use the fucking turn signal then you need to stay out of the fucking car.
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 16 January 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Monday, 15 January 2007 |
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I hate it how every time someone says burn the flag when it touches the ground. Why in the fuck do we need to do this? Is the flag too good for the U.S. Soil it represents? I love my country that I do but I fear my government. But I still respect the flag. But I think it’s a little ridicules saying that we need to burn it when it hits the ground. I can understand that if it was at a embassy and it touch foreign soil. But this is American soil that we fought so hard for yet these fucking freaks need to burn the flag. Well maybe you are just a little fucking stupid Because I think if you touch the ground we should burn you. Hell why not we burned tons of “witches” and that was ok. We like to think we respect the united states but in reality no one really gives a crap and that pisses me off. Yes I do believe that usa government if fucking shit and its getting worse but I also love my country and will respect it. Until the government gets it act together I say we burn them because they have no respect for the people or the country. They take bribes and just do what the big business wants. The only assistive to be a congressmen now a days is to take the bribes. I say we need to make better laws saying if you take bribes we burn you. Maybe just maybe they will do something for the country then for themselves.
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