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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Wednesday, 10 January 2007 |
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MAH MOM JUST FOUND OUT I S2LE 50 BUX FROM HER!!!1!1!1 WTF SHE KEPS YELNG AT M3 2 S2P!1!1111!1 OMG WTF LOL FUK HER HOW SHUD I TEL H3R TAHT SHA SI A FUKNG BITCH AND 2 BAK OF OF ME?!???? OMG WTF
Dear OMG!?!?OMGWTF?!!??!
Wow, what the hell are you talking about? Your spelling and grammar is worse then mine. I mean for fuck sakes this is so fucking bad I can’t even make it out. At least when people read my stuff they can understand it. I had 10 people try to make out what you said and not a fucking one can underfuckingstand you. I can make out Mom, Fucking and Bitch. Apparently you need to go back to school and learn how to fucking talk. At least my grammar and spelling are at a 5th grade level and not what ever the hell yours is. This looks like chat room speak to me. All I have to is grow the fuck up. No one understand you and you think you are cool because of this? Its people like you that murdered the chat room experience. No one chats any more because of fucking retards like you and spam/cyber bots. To be honest I bet I can put newspaper in a blender and puree it and pour it out and still make more sence then what you e fucking mailed me. My advice to you is do a world a favor and fucking kill your self. The world would be a better place.
P.S. Before you kill yourself send me all your stuff.
Randall
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 10 January 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Tuesday, 09 January 2007 |
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Bill Gates gave a speach a few days ago at ces. What the fuck are they thinking. Why do they say oh Bill Gates hes so rich he must be nice. Fuck no hes not hes the leader of the Microsoft Mafia. I have no shadow of a dought that Microsoft Has killed people to get what they want. Who is behind it all? Meet the 21st century Hitler aka Bill Gates. This company has done nothing but evil and the us goverment looks away. Why they should be scared or they are getting a huge pay off. The goverment is owned my Microsoft. Bill Gates has stolen tech and software way before Microsoft was even Big. Bill Gates was also arrested they didn't say why or what the charge was, but that was the beginning of a new life for him. After Stealing Dos From a guy named Jim Kendal. They stole the gui interface from mac and xerox. THen they started to break in a steal technology. Belive it or not Ms has a record of emplooees breking in and stealing technology.Yey you morons keep buying ms products. Well Stop and if you need to use ms products pirate them. Don't support a company that kills a little girls dad becuse he wasn't giving in to ms.
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Friday, 05 January 2007 |
As of this writing the war has cost us 350+ billion dollars. 350+ billion dollars? how in the fuck is that allowed. We have tons of other fucking shit more important that we need to take care of. Lets see like homeless people? what about disease research? I bet you can find a cure for aids for 350 billion. But that's not what the war is all about. This war I believe has two fucking reasons we went to war for. One he wanted to finish what daddy bush can't second we all know it oil. Take over Iraq and get the oil. Fuck the oil god we are so smarter then that hell we have technology to make energy from the sun and get fuel from water but we still use fucking oil? God fucking damn it come the fuck on. Fuck the oil we could have used that 350+ billion on making hydrogen available at the gas stations.
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Last Updated ( Friday, 05 January 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Thursday, 04 January 2007 |
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If you are one of the luck son of a
bitches that got a McDonalds gift card for x-mas I am sorry. Who in
the hell gives these out anyway. Its saying on the outside I love
you, on the inside I want you to fucking die. I mean come the fuck
on do you want them to die of clogged arteries? Getting a McHellHouse
Gift card is like the complete opposite of a health club membership.
If you are one of these people who are giving these cards out please
stop. You are fattening up the American population whit more fat
people. God like America isn't fat enough. Ok this is how bad it is.
When you eat food it goes down and thats it. But when you eat at
soothing like Mc100% abortion on a bun you can feel you heart beating
like 200% more powerful. Now don't get me wrong but that isn't how
its suppose to feel. If if feels like your having a heart attack form
eating one bite then something is seriously wrong.
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Tuesday, 02 January 2007 |
Dear Randall
I was reading your site and saw that you are now offering advice. I have a problem that I don't know if I can keep a secret any longer. I have a fiancee that asked me to marry him about 4 months ago. We love each other very much and plan to marry him next year. Since the time he asked me to marry him till now I have slept with both of his brothers, his best friend and his dad. I can't help it they just seem to be so turned on by the way the look at me. I have been having sex with them for 3 months now. I don't want to stop I love the feeling of having more then one man. I want to keep my fiance but I would like to tell him what is going on. Randall what do you think I should do?
Help
Sincerely
Lostinlove
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 02 January 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Monday, 01 January 2007 |
Yeah welcome to the Welcome to the holidays. I hope you all had a great x-mas. Time of joy, time of togetherness and the time for cheap ass fucking bastards that regift. Now if you are a regifter then read this and maybe you will change you cheap ass ways. Its nothing like getting something for your birthday and or Christmas. Then you get something you don't like so you think damn it why did I get this for my gift. Then you cheap ass mind goes in to gear hey wait I will just give this to my best friend. So not only are you dissing the person who gave you that gift now you are forcing it on your friends. Chances are if you didn't like it neither will they.
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Last Updated ( Monday, 01 January 2007 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Saturday, 30 December 2006 |
So who do you think is all behind this? All the fast food Joints. So why do they say its OK? They just think there is no reason for anyone to be alarmed. Though they said that they don't even really have any information to say its good or bad. How in the fuck is this possible? They made Pfizer do hundreds of test to prove that its safe.
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Last Updated ( Saturday, 30 December 2006 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Friday, 29 December 2006 |
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I added User submitted rants so you guys can tell someone/thing off and let the word know how you feel. I also added a Dear Randall Column so that you can ask me for advice on anything you want. Please send in them e-mails
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Last Updated ( Friday, 29 December 2006 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Wednesday, 27 December 2006 |
Welcome to the First DrinkwithRandall.com Contest. The prize 100 bucks the objective, to take a picture of the fattest person you can find on a motorized cart at wal-mart or any other store. You have the end of January to send me your picture. To enter Send me the picture with your name and a e-mail address. Good luck.
E-mail me at
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to enter the contest. Click read more for the rules.
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Last Updated ( Friday, 29 December 2006 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Wednesday, 27 December 2006 |
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I know this has happened to you, and it happens to me all the time. You are in a hurry to get somewhere: a doctor appointment, work, the grocery store or maybe a movie. You are driving in the far left lane, normally reserved for people who want to travel faster than the sheep in the other lanes to the right, but you suddenly have to slow down because of a slow moving car in front of you. There is no car in front of it, yet they are traveling slower than the speed limit. You think to yourself,
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 28 December 2006 )
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Wednesday, 27 December 2006 |
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I’m tired of companies getting away with shit. For example Microsoft. So I wrote a letter to the DOJ and told them off. Its time we showed the goeverment the we the people are in charge. this is what it said.
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 28 December 2006 )
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