They say that 83% of America considers themselves Christians. and 37% of the Christians say that they are born again. Christians say wait till you married to have sex. So what does this mean. yes yes it means that Christians are sinning. *GASP* no this can't be ? Yes it is, and to top it all off if you are born again you aren't allowed to crush the custard stick. So how can you preach something when you did it your self. We all know priests are banning and trying to hide it then when you tell them you have sinned and was Parking the pink Plymouth in the garage of love they call you a sinner. Yes gotta love them double standards. Do what I say not how I fuck is what it is.

So what does this mean for bushes wait till marriage plan? It means that its going to fail. So do you think bush waited for marriage to star gaze on Laura's back? Hell no just like the good Christians he is and not snorted coke. Hell I think bush was baning the fuck out of any girl he tried to get. He was  Riding the skin bus in to Tuna Town every time he was in port. But hes a Christians so after he was banning a girl he just prayed for forgiveness and all was good. Hell I even thing the pope is getting threesomes every night. Hell he has a better chance of getting hot chicks in threesomes then anyone I know. Yeah if you have sex with the pope all is forgiven.

So America isn't the Christan loving country we once were. But I really think that sex life hasn't changed much in America just more open about what it does. Like during the world wars(yes wwI and wwII)while seaman were at port they were banning like it was 1999. And the good old Christan wife's? yea they were throwing orgy's while the boyfriend away.
Sorry Christians welcome to America banging since 1776.

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a guest said:

fuck the fucking hypocrites they are fucking anyway

December 22, 2006

unbeliver said:

\"A new study say the 95% of Americans are having sex before the are married.\" Where is the reference to the source of this bs? Did it come from a reputable paper like The Enquirer?

December 27, 2006

randall said:

It\'s on cnn.com and incase you don\'t google here is the link http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/12/19/premarital.sex.ap/index.html

December 27, 2006

unbeliever said:

This is just typical Clinton-News-Network bullshit.

December 27, 2006

randall said:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2738640

December 27, 2006

randall said:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061220/ap_on_re_us/premarital_sex

December 27, 2006

unbeliever said:

and as usual, there is no thought put into the study\'s results. approximatly 60% of the unmarried 20 year old population surveyed had pre-marital sex. The number only went to 95% when they included to age 44. anyone that reaches 44, married or not, and has not had sex is either incapable because of some medical condition or they are a tree-humping pervert. The 60% number, since it includes 20 year olds is not unexpected or any higher than it has been since the 60\'s.

December 27, 2006

randall said:

Thats the 60\'s I\'m not trying to show that the number is increasing or decreasing over the years. 40 years old or not you are \"supposed\" to wait till you are married. Even if you are a tree hugging hippie.

December 27, 2006

ladeh_k said:

we love you randall

January 03, 2007

Reality said:

All of you who bash christianity probably have never even opened a Bible or bothered to understand what it says. We are *ALL* sinners, Christians included. Says so right in the Bible. How God deals with this and how people are supposed to deal with being sinners is all in the rest of it, try reading it and understanding it before assuming Christians all consider themselves perfect, a true Christian knows they are quite unperfect, even more so than non-believers due to non-believers assuming so much about what is perfect and right in the first place. Does anyone really know for 100% sure? No, of course not, thats where faith comes in....

February 02, 2007

God said:

And they think the can tell others what to do

February 04, 2007

yiyi said:

well that is partially true that alot of christians pretend that they are perfect but like the other guy said if you are truely a christian you know you are a sinner it's just that christians are sinners saved by grace.

November 15, 2007

FluKex said:

i love randall. hes so smart. unbeleiver.... irrelevant of being 44 or 20, 95% is not going to change.

December 03, 2007

sexy126 said:

fuck oh ah

February 15, 2008

wakwak said:

hilom mo uiy!!!!mga wa moy angay!!bahala mo, samok!!wa mi nakuha ninyo. . wala mi kita sa among giresearch!!!hmMmmpf!!!

March 16, 2008

I wanna fuck fuck fuck you said:

Randall i wanna fukk u i think ur hott!

March 25, 2008

Dr.Phil said:

I want to fuck you to randal, do u like bald guys?

April 17, 2008

skeleton said:

Nothing intelligible from me here, just a thought, that pre-marital sex should be mandatory, you never just buy a car without test driving it do you? Now a marriage is a much longer commitment than a car, I think that sex is something that you both need to be compatible on or it will probably lead to marital "issues". - Peace - skeleton

July 22, 2008

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