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All Lesbians are fakers PDF Print E-mail
Written by Mike   
Tuesday, 08 July 2008

Have you ever seen two lesbians walk down the street and notice one always looks like a man and the other is a bit manly but not full fledged man? Well I have, and I have seen this a lot. A lot of people say being gay is something you are born with. WRONG! I can see being a gay guy is something you are born with but not a lesbian. Before you begin to bitch and moan let me explain.


Now all eggs are technically female eggs, they contain an X chromosome. It's up to the male sperm to give the other X to be a female or a Y to be a male. Now this is how I can see a guy is gay.. maybe the Y got a bit messed up. These man hating dykes are just man haters. There can be no mix up when getting another X chromosome. Impossible, trust me I have done much research on this subject.


You lesbians are just man haters. Fuck you all. How many times have you gone out to a bar and see a lesbian hanging out with a group of guys watching the game. I know the answer.. NEVER! They all hate men. Gay guys are just happy go lucky and you will always see them flocking around groups of women.


Another thing is lesbianism makes no fucking sense at all. I mean one looks more manly then most guys I see. Why even be attracted to someone that looks more like a man then most real men do. I once saw a dyke working on a Ford F350 Super Duty in a motel parking lot. I mean that fucking bitch had a bigger truck then my dad. Let me tell you, my dad is a real man. Why are you even attracted to a woman that looks like a man. Do you see gay guys walking together and one is walking around in a skirt? No not really. Ok every now and then there is a flaming homo couple strutting around.


All you lesbians need is a bit of dick in you. Trust me that will clear up your life problems. Look at the gays, they are all so fucking happy. They have twice the amount of dick that single people have. You lesbians have no dick, therefor you are just fucking angry at everything and everyone.


So in conclusion go out and forget you got molested by your uncle or neighbor and spread you legs for a man and be happy. Take off your softball clothes and dress like a real woman and get some dick and be happy. Lesbianism is fake and you know it.

Last Updated ( Thursday, 10 July 2008 )
 
Reader Rant:kontroldkhaos PDF Print E-mail
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Tuesday, 01 May 2007

you know what pisses me off...these mouthy fuckin disrepectful fuckin douche bag kids you want to knock the shit out of....what happened to the good old days when parents was able to beat some ass and keep these kids in line ,,,by god  i was brought up old school and i turned out alright,,some of you will argue that im sure..but i;ve never been to jail and i show respect to my elders. i was present at a store here recently and this girl was fighting her mom and calling her cunt,bitch, ect... and told her she cant touch her or she will go to jail and was laughing with this smug snotty laugh i wanted to bust her one myself..but its not my place to do that...i see it everywhere i go.. the stores,parking lots so on and so forth...i see this shit and im like jesus what the fuck,....if this was me my mom would be conditioning me with a good old fashion ass whooping,and if i called her a cunt ,,,jesus i might as well kill Myself..back in the day(god i sound old) parents could
spank ya pop you in your mouthy ass mouth and that was it..you would shut the fuck up and behave...we didnt have a.d.d and all that shit when i was a boy..these kids who claim to have a.d.d. cant focus on school work and chored around the house but the can sit on there fat fuckin asses and play their video games non stop with no a.d.d episodes.. i say bring back corpral punishment!!!  steps of soap box now

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Reader Rant:Driving The Last Crusade: Useless Moves PDF Print E-mail
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Tuesday, 01 May 2007
Alright, so people need to have a stradegy while driving.  Here I am, heading down the highway, going a good pace, in the fast / left lane.  This guy behind me keeps trying to get a head, and as soon as there is no one in the right lane, he moves over and tries to get ahead.  Now the fucker didn't even think or look as he suddenly has to slow down to the vehical ahead of him.  This only causes him to actually lose a few places in the left lane, as the people behind him had moved up. The entire 70 mile stretch this guy keeps attempting it, and failing MISERABLY.  Stradagy and tactics are KEY to successful speed driving.  Idiots


 
Get the fuck out of the way PDF Print E-mail
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Wednesday, 27 December 2006
I know this has happened to you, and it happens to me all the time. You are in a hurry to get somewhere: a doctor appointment, work, the grocery store or maybe a movie. You are driving in the far left lane, normally reserved for people who want to travel faster than the sheep in the other lanes to the right, but you suddenly have to slow down because of a slow moving car in front of you. There is no car in front of it, yet they are traveling slower than the speed limit. You think to yourself,
Last Updated ( Thursday, 28 December 2006 )
 
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