Dear Randall: I am a Fucking Jerk

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Dear Randall: I am a Fucking Jerk

Written by Randall McFarlane

Tuesday, 23 January 2007

Dear Randall,

So I was reading your Dead Randall section and let me just say your grammar sucks. I know I don't have the greatest grammar but how about you go back to 5th grade and learn to re-read what you wrote.

You completely use the wrong words and so on. You would get a lot more readers if you could write at a 4th grade level. I mean come on. Do you have some disorder that makes you write so bad?

And what kind of person would take advice from an angry person like you anyway? I would rather get advice from random people on the street then you

Joe

Dear Joe,

You're a fucking asshole who needs to stfu(thats Shut the Fuck up). Yes I do have a disorder its called dyslexia maybe you should read I would like to complain about Randall's spelling. And for your fucking information my spelling and grammar are at a 8th grade level. Joe it seems to me you are bit angry and need to learn to deal with your anger. I know that maybe you are suffering from a lack of sex and need to bag on my grammar. In fact I get a lot of readers and they seem to think that my spelling and grammar add to my greatness. If you don't fucking like it then why don't you just fucking die.

I just want you to know that I love hate mail and it makes me sleep at night. Knowing that I pissed someone off like your stupid fucking ass gets me a high. I hope you had a fucking heart attack writing that e-mail. Yes I am angry so whats your fucking point that's what makes my site. yea if you read all the other blogs out there they are fucking lame and have no anger. I have more anger then most people of this fucking planet. So if you don't like it go fucking jump of a fucking bridge. And I hope you hit every thing on the way down. I just want you to fucking know that grammar is over fucking rated and fucking assholes like you are the ones that make it that way. You don't go after the British for spelling colour that way do you? This is the way I fucking spell things so get the fuck over it. Oh and I hope that random person tells you to go fucking kill yourself. Oh and by the way its Dear not dead.

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