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Dear Randall: Miss Slutty Slut Bang Bang |
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Tuesday, 02 January 2007 |
Dear Randall
I was reading your site and saw that you are now offering advice. I have a problem that I don't know if I can keep a secret any longer. I have a fiancee that asked me to marry him about 4 months ago. We love each other very much and plan to marry him next year. Since the time he asked me to marry him till now I have slept with both of his brothers, his best friend and his dad. I can't help it they just seem to be so turned on by the way the look at me. I have been having sex with them for 3 months now. I don't want to stop I love the feeling of having more then one man. I want to keep my fiance but I would like to tell him what is going on. Randall what do you think I should do?
Help
Sincerely
Lostinlove
Dear Stupid fucking Slut,
Seems to me you are opening your legs a little to damn much. SO how does it feel to be a cum bank? God not only are you a whore but damn doing both brothers and the father and his best friend? God you are the definition of the word whore. Maybe you should use your brain first and close your legs second. You say you love this poor bastard you are going to marry but seems to be that you don't. I say maybe you should become a hooker or a escort because it seems that people want you or your just really easy. Since you are a whore slut cum bag maybe you should earn money on the side. Also dump you boyfriend he defiantly deserves better. Personal I don't want to sleep in the std hotel of hell and I think neither does he. Also how can you say you love someone when you are fucking behind is back? hell does he have a sister? hell why not sleep with the whole fucking family. You can be the fuck toy for the whole family, you know kinda like a pet. I mean if you sleep around that fucking much you must be loose as hell. God I can imagine that fucking a bucket of mayonnaise is tighter then you. If you want to save this relationship your in stop being a whore. If you can't then maybe you should replace your porch light with a red bulb.
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 02 January 2007 )
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