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Dear Randall:Old Balls and Grades |
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Thursday, 18 January 2007 |
Dear Randall,
I found you somehow on google from searching for something and I need some advice.
I am a 20 year old college student that is struggling to get by. I have to pay for college myself and I am under a scholarship now that pays for half my education. I have to keepup a 3.3 GPA to keep the scholarship. Right now one of my math classes might fail me andforce me to not keep my scholarship.
I asked the professor if there is anything I can do to bring it up. He asked me to stop by his house on friday night and he will have a few things for me to do. I am pretty sureI know what he wants me to do. I am asking you advice on what I should do. If i fail the class I lose that money and I will probably have to drop out.
thanks
hopelessly lost!
Dear Hopelessly lost,
Sounds like your professor has the case of old man blue balls. Hes old and you are in a weak position so hes using that to bang you. Yeah maybe you can loose your scholarship but that don't mean you have to stop and drop out. You can take out school loans and go on holding your head high. Do you really want old balls slapping you on your ass? What happens if you friends found out that you are banging you professor for a grade? You are better then this and you have options don't degrade your self for something you can do on your own. Fuck he will tell his other friends and they will offer you the same thing. Do you want to bang your way though school? No you don't and old men have to use Viagra so you think maybe I can just bang him and get it over with. Sorry but its a hard on that last for more then four hours. So you will have a old wrinkly dick in you with old sagging balls hitting you on your ass. Do you want to remember your college years like that? Hell no.
If he keeps asking you to bang his old fucking ass maybe you should tell the administration.Take out loans do well the next year and apply for new scholarships. Remember yourself as the girl who tried and not a girl who banged a old man with sagging balls that touch the floor.
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