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Dear Randall: One Pump Chump

Written by Randall McFarlane

Wednesday, 31 January 2007

So I have been dating my current boyfriend for around 3 years now. I feel bad since I cannot have an orgasm with him. He pretty much lasts about a minute during sex. I don't know what to do. I do love him and all.. but I need to get that feeling about sex.

Recently I began to look outside the relationship for my needs.. I have no went all the way but I am close.. what should I do?

Dump his fucking ass. It takes two for a relationship to work. I know you love him and all but can you go much longer with out having a orgasm. Seems to me you are dating one pump chump. How did you last this long in the first place? Usually when a male lasts a minute means he is usually super small? Does two inches make you feel good? I mean fuck do you just lay there and ask wait for that full minute to be over? Sex should last for at least 20 min.

I know you say you love him but sex is important in a relationship as well. You are looking to fuck someone else that means you are not happy at all. Maybe you should go out and sleep with tons of guys to see if you can find someone that makes you happy in bed. Seems like your young so go and have fun don't let one guy keep you down. Bang now and Bang hard. If you want to take the less fun route then talk to him see if you can work that out.

Hey if you need someone keep me in mind and e-mail me :)

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Anonymous 2007-01-31 04:26:25

I was always told that sex was not the most important thing in a relationship

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Sex

Randall 2007-01-31 17:37:21

Its not but it does help in a relationship. If the sex is bad its not going to
work.

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Anonymous 2007-01-31 04:26:25

I was always told that sex was not the most important thing in a relationship

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Sex

Randall 2007-01-31 17:37:21

Its not but it does help in a relationship. If the sex is bad its not going to
work.

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Cat 2007-02-07 09:26:20

They make all sorts of gels and ky and condoms to prolong sex, have you tried
any of these? be honest tell him he sucks, you should be able to enjoy sex too,
then work on trying to improve it..

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kontroldkhaos still waiting on 2007-04-27 11:45:03

that muther fucker needs to jerk off a few times before he bangs her ass ,then
maybe she'll get that 20 minutes..whatta chump

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Alicia 2007-05-20 07:05:42

Honestly If you arent enjoying the sex, You guys either need to try something,
to improve it.. Sex isnt everything, but its pretty important.. I know.... You
can always Have him bang you the doggy style and rub ur clit, like i did with my
X.. And it made me Happy for the past 3 years.. But then you get sick of having
to get ur self off.. SO Do something, or get the fuck out..

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Kindalame 2007-10-20 03:59:26

Be honest with him. Tell him that he is finishing to fast for you. Tell him that
he needs to learn to know when he is about to finish then back it off slowly,
even coming to a complete halt until he is back down. After practicing this he
should be able to take you almost to peaking and past without peaking himself
several times.

I have become quite decent at this and can give my wife about
3-8 orgasms during sex. He needs to learn that he will always get satisfaction
from sex and that his primary goal should be to satisfy you. Once he learns this
both of you should enjoy sex much more.

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