| Dear Randall: Super Shy Gal |
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| Written by Randall McFarlane | |||||
| Thursday, 22 February 2007 | |||||
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Dear Randall, I live in a dorm on my school campus. I am really really shy and don't talk to anyone. What should I do? I am tired of everyone thinking I am a snob or a bitch. Randall I need your advice. Sincerely Shy Dear Shy, I can understand what you are going though. I was once shy many many years ago. Then I met my friend Jameson whiskey. I say the best way to break out of your shyness is one night go out to strip bar drink a shit load of whiskey and go on stage. Then do this 2 to 3 times a week and you will be out of that shell. If you arn't in to the strip club scene then go to a party on campus(trust me this is easy). Then do maybe 5 to 10 keg stands. When you are done with that you need to go on a table and start dirty dancing with all the boys and go home and sleep with one of them. You can also become a slut. Everyone would love you then well mostly the boys. Become a slut is also one way of becoming popular. I say if you take my advice you will become popular with in 3 months. If you need help in becoming a slut e-mail This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it hes a friend of mine and he will teach you everything you need to know. And if you become a porn star please give me and my friend a backstage pass so we can see you. Comments (2)
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Subscribe to this comment's feedHijinks converted me earlier and I LOVE IT  |
Alicia
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| I wanna be converted into a slut? Can N-e Body help me?? |
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