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Deep in The Heart of Texas

Written by Randall McFarlane

Monday, 13 November 2006

To start this off right all I have to say is fuck Texas. Texas is the only state I know that thinks they own the fucking country. To top it off they even have the attitude to go with that hell hole I call Texas. Texas is gathering ground for the cult I call Christians. Most of Texas population is Christians with guns aka republicans. I think that the new gun laws should make it where it would be illegal for Christians to own guns. Why? because they think that Everyone that isn't a Christians is a sinner and will go to fucking hell. Fuck you I'm not a sinner just because I am not a Christians.
In the state of Texas they have laws saying if you don't believe in god that you can't run for office. What the fuck is that, so if I don't believe in god I can't run for office? Why? is it because if I believes in god I will make better decisions. Well that worked great for bush now didn't it. If anything I think that's breaking the 1st amendment of separation of church and state. To me all the laws Texas passes with in the state is breaking the law, why? for violating the constitutions bill of rights.

I'm tried of Texas they are making our country look bad. I mean come on with a I.Q. average of 92 what do you expect. But to me being republican is showing you have a low I.Q. anyway and to top it off being Christians. I say give the state back to the Mexicans hell I think the can improve it. Hell I have better Idea hold a Christan conference then fucking nuke it. Hey we can kill two birds with one stone. Get rid of the plague that makes America suck and get rid of the snobby bastards that call them selves Texans. I know that I am hard on Texas but with them thinking that they are the backbone of America it pisses me off. What would America be with out Texas? a place of peace and happiness. Hell I don't just blame Texas I blame the whole damn bible belt.

As you know I don't feel sorry for fat obese people. But it looks like Texas is one of the fattest states in the united states. gasp does this mean that they are gluttons, no that can't be gasp nooooooo. So not only can't they follow the united states Constitution but they can't even follow the bible. Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony. " - Proverbs 23:2. So you fat Texans take the advice and stop being so fucking fat. If you are really holier than thou stop fucking feeding your fat fucking face. Oh don't worry this is not the only thing I will write on Texas just think of this as part one of many.

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