| Driving the Last Crusade: Bumper Riding Hippies From Hell |
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| Written by Randall McFarlane | |||||||
| Friday, 23 February 2007 | |||||||
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I am so fucking sick and tired of having people ride my ass for going the speed limit or hell even speeding. It’s like they want their car to fuck yours up the ass. I am not fucking moving for you nor will I speed up if you ride my fucking ass. Why do you think that riding my ass will speed me up. Fuck you if any thing it will just make me slow the fuck down. I’m not intimated by you and hell if I am driving my old buike I will fucking break check you ass hole. Nothing like going to work and you are already going 10 miles of the speed limit when some fucking moron comes and hump your bumper. I just love the ones that fucking honk at you because you are going over the speed limit. This is why you need to carry a baseball bat in the fucking car. Run this guy off the road and beat his fucking car till it looks like hell. If you have balls break a few knew caps while you are there. Its people like this that cause road rage and because of them the road isn’t a safe place any more. Fuck if you want to act like a jack ass joins the fucking derby.
The Road isn’t safe anymore sometimes if you look on the freeway you see something called a train. What is a train you ask? Its 5 or more cars all fucking tail gating each other. Man they say that driving is a privilege and yet we have assholes like this? And where are cops when they do this? They are at a fucking McDonalds getting fucking heart attacks on a bun filling their hearts will 40 pounds of cholesterol. Some times I just think cops only go after the weak. It makes sense because you see tons of fucking people going 120 Miles an hour and you see piggy boy pull over the fucking grandma because she was going to slow. Well just a fucking warning to you tail gaters you better be prepared if you ride my ass because I think my car just randomly just stops. Comments (3)
Benzo Lorenzo
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Subscribe to this comment's feed| I have a solution randy... and it works everytime. people wonder what a penny is worth, well and full will cost assholes like this a new paint job. start collecting pennies in you ashtray or cup holder and the next time some one tailgates you grab a hand full and throw that shit at there fucking car. that will make them back the fuck off real quick!  |
Insurance Rocks
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| Slam on the brakes and make them drive into the back of you. Then claim you seen a "fox" (replace with something that sounds feasible). Bingo, they get done, careless / undue care and attention and you get the insurance  |
jy
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| i figured a guy like you would enjoy someone riding his ass |
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