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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Wednesday, 29 August 2007 11:05 |
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So watching a commercial the other day for some medication they were advertising. They were listing things that if you had them you can’t take this medication. Well I wasn’t really paying attention then all of a sudden I heard eye herpes. I was shocked and dismayed about what I just heard. Eye herpes what the fuck is that? Feeling the kid inside me breaking out I wanted to know what this was and why because it was funny as hell. So what is eye herpes? Well the technical saying for eye herpes is ocular herpes. I found this definition on allaboutvision.com.
“Caused by the type 1 herpes simplex virus, eye herpes (ocular herpes) is a common, recurrent viral infection affecting the eyes. This type of herpes virus can cause inflammation and scarring of the cornea that sometimes is referred to as a cold sore on the eye. Herpes of the eye can be transmitted through close contact with an infected person whose virus is active.” ---allaboutvision.com
So its real and it does exist. Now the only question is how does one get it? One can get herpes of the eye if a person if the eye is in contact with someone with a outbreak Here it comes if you are offended easily you should leave and quick. What the fuck. That means lets say you are with your lover and your going down on him/her. If they are having a outbreak you can see it I mean its fucking obvious . Oh look you have some sours in your penis let me rub you penis in my eye. What the fuck are you thinking? It has blisters and it gross and yet you still rubbing it in your eye? Now this is a little different for men. Why would you rub you eye all over her vagina? I mean yeah go down on a woman. But you can tell if they have a break out. SO um yeah why are you rubbing your eye all over that infected pussie wound and get the puss get in your eye? Seems to me that the only way to get eye herpes is if you are a stupid moron who had a fetish of running genitals in the eye.
So Think about this. You have sores on your eye and they itch and they are bleeding and pussing. Sometimes you can get an outbreak and your eye would be covered in soars. Yummy. Serious why would you want that? ewwww. So if any of you get eye herpes its your own fucking fault.
So my advice to you all is not to fucking run an infected penis or run your eye in a infected vagina Its common sense people. Hell why someone who is infected anyway? Keep your cow in the fucking barn and don’t let it graze.
Quick FAQ
Q.) How Do I tell if someone has herpes?
A) .If it’s pimply and bleeding and spitting puss at you then maybe you should think twice.
Q.) My Boyfriend/Girlfriend has cold source(mouth herpes) can I get eye herpes that way.
A.) Yes you can. But My question to you is why in the hell are you running your eye in his cold sore? Better yet why are you letting him lick your eye? Ewwwww
Q.) have think I have eye herpes what are the symptoms and what should I do?
A.) Well swelling around the eyes, tearing, recurrent eye infections, irritation, foreign body sensation, eye redness, eye sores, watery discharge, sensitivity to light. Now if you are asking me for advice man I would just tell you to rip you eye out and smash it to hell. But you should see a Dr.
Q) .I love to rub foreign objects in my eye can I be at risk?
A.) Um yeah you are you sick fucking freak.
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