So watching a commercial the other day for some medication they were advertising. They were listing things that if you had them you can’t take this medication. Well I wasn’t really paying attention then all of a sudden I heard eye herpes. I was shocked and dismayed about what I just heard. Eye herpes what the fuck is that? Feeling the kid inside me breaking out I wanted to know what this was and why because it was funny as hell. So what is eye herpes? Well the technical saying for eye herpes is ocular herpes. I found this definition on allaboutvision.com.

“Caused by the type 1 herpes simplex virus, eye herpes (ocular herpes) is a common, recurrent viral infection affecting the eyes. This type of herpes virus can cause inflammation and scarring of the cornea that sometimes is referred to as a cold sore on the eye. Herpes of the eye can be transmitted through close contact with an infected person whose virus is active.” ---allaboutvision.com

So its real and it does exist. Now the only question is how does one get it? One can get herpes of the eye if a person if the eye is in contact with someone with a outbreak Here it comes if you are offended easily you should leave and quick. What the fuck. That means lets say you are with your lover and your going down on him/her. If they are having a outbreak you can see it I mean its fucking obvious .  Oh look you have some sours in your penis let me rub you penis in my eye. What the fuck are you thinking? It has blisters and it gross and yet you still rubbing it in your eye? Now this is a little different for men. Why would you rub you eye all over her vagina? I mean yeah go down on a woman. But you can tell if they have a break out. SO um yeah why are you rubbing your eye all over that infected pussie wound and get the puss get in your eye? Seems to me that the only way to get eye herpes is if you are a stupid moron who had a fetish of running genitals in the eye.

So Think about this. You have sores on your eye and they itch and they are bleeding and pussing. Sometimes you can get an outbreak and your eye would be covered in soars. Yummy. Serious why would you want that? ewwww.  So if any of you get eye herpes its your own fucking fault.

So my advice to you all is not to fucking run an infected penis or run your eye in a infected vagina Its common sense people. Hell why someone who is infected anyway?  Keep your cow in the fucking barn and don’t let it graze.

Quick FAQ

Q.) How Do I tell if someone has herpes?
A) .If it’s pimply and bleeding and spitting puss at you then maybe you should think twice.

Q.) My Boyfriend/Girlfriend has cold source(mouth herpes) can I get eye herpes that way.
A.) Yes you can. But My question to you is why in the hell are you running your eye in his cold sore? Better yet why are you letting him lick your eye? Ewwwww

Q.) have think I have eye herpes what are the symptoms and what should I do?
A.) Well swelling around the eyes, tearing, recurrent eye infections, irritation, foreign body sensation, eye redness,  eye sores, watery discharge, sensitivity to light. Now if you are asking me for advice man I would just tell you to rip you eye out and smash it to hell. But you should see a Dr.

Q) .I love to rub foreign objects in my eye can I be at risk?
A.) Um yeah you are you sick fucking freak.

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ohhhhkaaayyyy said:

You're a dumbshit.

September 20, 2007

RandalI said:

and your a fucking bitch so its ok

September 21, 2007

Your sister biotch said:

Ok you can also get the herpies of the eye if you have a cold sore ( a form of herpes) and you touch it then touch your eye.

September 21, 2007

Mimi said:

Iritis... it does exist and is getting more common.

October 06, 2007

whos your daddy aka: cjb said:

i forgot to tell you before you sucked me off and rubbed my junk all over your face.

November 02, 2007

true that said:

January 17, 2008

Yeah said:

Cold sores can exist on or around your mouth, too. Not always on your junk. So go kiss an eye.

January 29, 2008

YourMomsTheBomb said:

Wow, nice use of spell check. I like how you spell "sore" incorrectly at least 4 different ways. Do you have something in your eye.

January 29, 2008

money shot! said:

How come nobody's thought of the obvious way you can get eye herpes? Money shot to the eye dumbasses. I've gotten it in a girls eye before.......she got mad 'cause of how much it burned but.....jeez....how is that not the FIRST thing you think of?

January 29, 2008

money shot! said:

you must all be virgins who've never watched porn

January 29, 2008

mmmmmmm said:

Another way you can get it is if someone who has it rubs their eye then touches your hand or something and then u touch your eye.

January 29, 2008

butt said:

if you blow your load on a girls face and it gets in her eye then it can spread that way also

January 29, 2008

I definitely DON'T have eye herpes said:

Your spelling and grammar are atrocious. Shallow insults aside, herpes simplex 1 is generally the type that one gets on their mouth (or eyes, I suppose), not their genitals. That said, if someone wiped their mouth off and then rubbed their eye, they'd possibly get it. In another (extremely gay) instance, one could contract eye herpes from someone who has an outbreak and kisses their partner's eye. (butterfly kisses?) Also, why so hostile against 1/4 of the American population? A person can have an outbreak that doesn't show and can pass it to others, so even if you're careful to check, you're not 100% guaranteed to be safe.

January 29, 2008

Randall said:

Dear I definitely DON'T have eye herpes, Me hostile? It's what I do best. Seems to me that you do have eye herpes and you are talking it a little personal. Its ok just to let you know there is no cure for herpes. so maybe you should back off the Butterfly kisses for a while. you butterfly kissing whore.

January 29, 2008

Matt said:

It can also happen to a newborn whose mother has herpes. I'm no expert but in most cases I'd guess they'd do a Csection then.

January 29, 2008

Randall said:

Matt, I agree. That would be bad for the baby

January 29, 2008

jinnie said:

you could contract it from sharing contacts as well... In the UK they used to do eye contact fittings, where they would recycle the same contacts among patients to get an idea of what size contact you needed. Even though the contacts were sterilized, you could still potentially contact Herpes since it's a virus and can't be killed. That really blows

January 29, 2008

RandaII said:

ewwwww I would never put something in my eye that was once in someone else's eye

January 29, 2008

RandaII sucks said:

Randall if you could really suffer through a week of eye herpes, you wouldn't keep trashing those of us who have it. I let this guy have some fun, and now I am the one who has to suffer. He dumped me when he found out.

January 29, 2008

fjdklsa said:

yeah, i think i actually have this although, i think i got it from not washing properly when putting in/taking out my contacts. not rubbing my eyes on herpes sores. it hurts like a bitch during an.. outbreak? is that what its called?

January 29, 2008

scott said:

genital herpes is a different type of virus than the HSV 1 that the article mentions. if someone has a HSV1 infection they do not have genital herpes. That is HSV2 and that is like exclusively limited to genitals. PS...does someone have to rub chickenpox wounds in all over their body to get chickenpox from someone? no...and chickenpox is another herpes like virus.

January 30, 2008

ASAP said:

PUTANG INA! MO

February 10, 2008

Offended said:

You my friend are an asshole and an idiot to boot! I myself have this condition and I first got it when I was in the sixth grade. I am now out of college and still get an outbreak on my eye when my body is severly stressed out. In this case it's because I had bronchitis. I was not sucking or jerking anyone off in the sixth grade, I didn't even know what that was for christ's sake! Maybe you should read up on your shit a little more before posting something so ridiculous. It's people like you that should be affected with this not people like me who don't deserve it!

March 10, 2008

Girl said:

Let me tell you something. I have an eye herpes, and its not funny. And no, it`s not my own fucking fault that I have it. You know, you can get it so several other ways than rubbing infected penis in your eye

March 15, 2008

Girl said:

And it`s very painful and it makes me sad and worried...Think about what you write, it can be very serious disease... - girl from Finland

March 15, 2008

Girl said:

And as offended said, "I I didn't even know what that was for christ's sake! " Me either, and you know, you can carrie an herpes virus for many years without even knowing about it. And some day it just comes. There is nothing you can do about it.

March 15, 2008

Girl said:

Sorry my bad english ;(

March 15, 2008

Psychopathic Midget said:

Woohoo! I skull fucked your mother!!!!!!!!!!!!

March 21, 2008

Girl said:

pathetic....

March 25, 2008

concerned citizen said:

nasty ass bastards disease spreading assholes will infect everybody eventually

April 16, 2008

concerned citizen from oklahoma said:

we dont do that shit here

April 16, 2008

tca said:

ewwwww..there's this old man that has a pussing, oozing, disgusting eye and we all told him he probably had eye herpes...however I didn't know that it was a real condition...so gross, yet so funny..

April 16, 2008

concerned citizen from oklahoma said:

yo tca, did you skullfuck the poor old bastard? probably so huh, just admit it.

April 16, 2008

Dr.Phil said:

This type of herpes is usualy spread from skin contact between a infected queer and any other multitude of freak ass faggets or sick animal fucking rejects.The best thing you can do as a respectable humanbeing is just stay compleatly away from these type of childmolesting human defects or try drowning the bastards in a tub of bleach I heard somewhere in medical colledge that shit would kill fhe thoughest of scum. glad to help

April 17, 2008

IMO said:

Now I know where people who go on Jerry Springer post...you bunch of ignorant asses....

May 15, 2008

another girl said:

i also have herpes of the eye i have done since i was a baby but its not from getting a penis in me eye of from me mum giving birth to me it was my garndads fault n get this he went to give me a kiss n thought i wont give her a kiss bye her mouth incase shell get a cold sore so instead he kissed me bye me eye so there!!!! a new bit of infomation for you. the only problem is through my childhood it just looked like i had conjunctiveitus of sumink and now im 18 it has hit me bad the doc said i could be blind in that eye bye the time i turn 20 BIG SHOOKER i dnt care about the write up thats been done because it means that now there are people that have heard of it thanks n im glad not to be one of those sick fuckers that rubs a cock in me eye n dnt think me bf would like that verry much lol

June 14, 2008

jesika0376 said:

I am a 23 year old and have eye herpes and I got it after having a baby. The doctor said that was from loosing so much blood from giving birth. If you have had chicken pox or pink eye you have had herpes of the eye. That is a direct quote from my doctor. Every person has herpes it is like cancer and once you amunie system drops you have a chance of getting it.

July 01, 2008

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