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How Randall Would Run the United States PDF Print E-mail
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Monday, 06 August 2007

I have had lot of people say well what would you do so different? Well I guess I will tell you. If I ran the USA I would first make it illegal for illegal aliens to be in the united states. I say a no tolerance policy is in order now. I say if you are caught and your aren’t legal make I a immediate deportation. Finger print them so that you can tell if they are repeat defenders. If they keep doing it and get caught throw them in jail for life(please wait till you bitch about prison overpopulation I will cover this later down). I also say step up and build the great wall of Mexico(I know its not just Mexico that make most of illegal aliens). Place border guards every mile. And every ½ mile put web controlled guns and have people control the gun from the web. Now not only can we get better coverage for the borders but people would do it for free. Nothing like sitting down in front of your desk in the morning with some nice brewed coffee shooting illegal coming over. I know they have underground tunnels so we should invest in better mapping tech that can map underground with accurate readings. With this if we find a tunnel we can drill down throw a couple sticks of dynamite. Now don’t get me wrong I am for from being produced I don’t mind if we have any race in America as long as they do it the right way from green cards to visas I don’t care. If you get here in America legally I welcome you with open arms. For the rest have police just enforce the law. If they are illegal deport them back to what ever county they can back come back you know what to do.


Well I get the question what about welfare. Well if we take care of the illegal immigrants welfare costs would go down. But I also think that its we are being way to generous for helping people. I say redo the whole welfare system. I can understand if you lost your job and need help. It happens and its nice to have a little help. Cut back down to 6 months of help and setup job training centers and even have contracts with some companies that will hire a percentage of people coming from the training centers. If they hire the people from the training centers they can get a tax break. I also think we should also do a extensive background check to see if you are really who you say you are and if you are a American citizen. I am all for helping people but when you take advantage of the system it just fucks everyone else.

Ah the topic that has peoples raging in anger, abortion. What would I do? Well I can’t stand people who fucking get a abortion and I think it’s sic and wrong. But I also look at the other side. What if the person was raped or worse raped by her father. That’s sad and I can understand to a point how this is can be hard on this person. I say we have counselors that you have to talk to understand your choices and make them understand that you can put the baby up for adoption and that people really want babies and they will find a home. Also make it if they can’t afford to have the kids offer help to pay for the whole pregnancy and they won’t have to worry about anything. Make them understand that this is a life and they are about to destroy it. But remember we have a thing called separation of church and state. We can’t force what someone beliefs on others. I know its wrong and it shouldn’t be allowed that’s why I say ban it to people who fuck around looking for a way out. If they can proved they are raped or if its incest rape allow them to have a choice. I believe if you offer help like what I proposed it might help a lot with the cut down on abortions. Yeah I know there are loopholes and people will find a way to take advantage of this. But I rather try to save the life then have them throw it away.

Guns Guns and more Guns. Now this is something people just get angry about too. I believe that people should have guns and should be able to own what ever they want. But I can see that people take advantage of the system. I say keep the current gun laws but also don’t make it so hard for people to have guns. Don’t ban everything let the people have their guns damn it. You say what about gangsters etc.. Well even if we banned guns they would still get them. Guns are Easter to get the crack candy and yeah you can try to stop it but its like impossible. Why take guns from good Americans that want to protect their family. I also say if someone breaks in to your house you are allowed to shoot him or her. Protect the people from the criminals not criminals from people.

Ahh prison over crowding I told you I would cover this. Um yeah its over crowed because people are on death row for fucking forever. I say have harsher laws. If you are convicted for murder and they have DNA evidence or there is now reason with out a doubt that you did it, your ass is going in the chair. No more of the lethal injection bull shit. Fuck them they killed people and they should fucking suffer. Don’t give me that’s cruel and all that fucking bull shit. What about the little girl he just killed does it matter that he took her life? Well sorry I think for one that if you are on death row you should be killed 2 weeks from the day you are convicted. Sorry if we don’t show that you don’t pay for your actions people will do it all the time. Please don’t’ tell me well that’s what jails are for. Please jail is like a hotel for life. I say make it more unbearable. Take away the t.v. and all that shit. BRING BACK ALKATRAZ!!! Do a crime you pay for it.

As for health care I would just make a national health care. Yeah yeah don’t’ fucking tell me that the dr. would get underpaid. I will make sure they will get paid well. Since we have all the money we saved from welfare I think we can help out the heath system. I also make the pharmaceuticals to research more cures and not fucking Band-Aids to help them life the rest of the life while taking pills. Its time we think about the people and not the fucking drug companies because they would loose billions from curing the common cold. Help the people not the drug companies.

Ahh and last but not least throw all the Christians and republicans in Texas and nuke them. I fucking guaranty that we would have world peace in a year.

Comments (7)add comment

Conundrum said:

  Must say, Im impressed Randall. All but the very last sentence is quite agreeable. smilies/grin.gif
August 07, 2007

P. Midget said:

  Love this rant. smilies/cheesy.gif
August 07, 2007

Ranting can be fun said:

  It's really funny that Randall's latest RANT sounds like HE is a Republican/Christian. ]

But off to my more positive observations of Randall's announcement that HE is IN THE RUNNING for President.

It's a cool idea about the web guns along the border. We could get on-line gamers to MAN the guns for FREE.

I'm making my Randall For President signs right now.

- Dan
August 08, 2007

ME said:

  Pres. Randall the Ranting. Lovely
August 08, 2007

znxster said:

  so i guess i will not be moving to the US any time soon smilies/tongue.gif
August 09, 2007

randy is an ass said:

  Randall you are a complete asshole and I would never vote for you. In fact I would go to the polls as every dead person I know still registered to vote and vote against you.
August 10, 2007

jy said:

  @randy is an ass

so you are a typical cheating republican?
August 13, 2007

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