| I'm so Fat I Didn't Know I Was Having A Baby |
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| Written by Randall McFarlane | |||||||||||
| Tuesday, 07 November 2006 | |||||||||||
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Ahh welcome to the world of fatty land aka America. A women said she never knew she was pregnet untill 36 hours befor she had a c-section.She also said "I quit smoking so
I thought that's why and my gramma likes to use a lot of butter and
sugar in her cooking so I blamed her too," I know when you quit smoking that you gain weight. Ok but I know that you show 7-9 mothns unless your a fat fat bitch. I mean comon how fat are you not to notice? I baby make you big and if you can't notice then you must be porking out at McFucking Fatties. Come on, I'm sorry but you had to noice somthing. She said she didn't feel the baby kick or even move. Thats becuse you are fat she had so much fucking room to move of course you won't notice. To that baby it was like a penthouse suite. I also think that the baby wasn't moving becuse you were drugging it with McFatties. I mean they say 100% beef but what they really mean is that beef they use is 100% beef and the other 80% is stuff that even scientists don't know what it is.So you were drugging the poor baby. Its sad to thing that after your porking out that when the baby was born it had more cholesterol then a man eating eggs and sasage everyday.
I really feel sorry for the baby, already new and its taking high blood presure meds. I really think that when you don't know your are pregnet then you need to loose some fat. Remember that Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins and already you exceeded that by 10 fold. I'm sorry but I can't take your excuses anymore. I sentance you to a fat camp w/o the possibility of parol. To bad we can't use the fat for fule. I'm thinking if we can man america is set for billions of years. Comments (5)
Lily
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Subscribe to this comment's feed| pregnet = pregnant (2x) untill = until befor = before mothns = months your = you\'re as in you are comon = common noice = notice somthing = something thats = that\'s becuse = because (2x) sasage = sausage presure = pressure sentance = sentence parol = parole fule = fuel america = America Yet suite & cholesterol are spelled right! Very Amusing!!!!! |
FluKex
said:
| Ya, randall aint too bright. we all know that. |
Randall\'s Dad
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| ya sorry its my fault.. I dropped him on his head too many times getting another beer |
randall
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| Dear Lily, Please call me Randall. Now that the formalities are out of the way. I would like to point you to a article I did a few months back. http://www.drinkwithrandall.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=22&Itemid=2 this will explain most of why I am a horrible speller. But thank you for your comment and e-mail. Thanks Again, |
Cat
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| What are you, a first grade grammar teacher? Randall\'s spelling may be somewhat annoying but it doesn\'t take away from the article, as I can see you were able to tell what he meant. He may not know whether the weather will change, but he is a brilliant person and a wonderful man. In fact I don\'t blame Randall or his dad at all, but in fact I blame the English language, and the Americanized version of it. Did you know other languages such as Spanish don\'t even have spelling bees because everything is spelt the same as it sounds. So don\'t blame Randall for not wasting his time memorizing stupid nuances of the English language, it doesn\'t make him any less intelligent, perhalps more so in fact, even more brilliant people such as Einstein, for example, didn\'t even bother to memorize their telephone number because they thought it was a waste of time. Proof that Randall is in fact more intelligent just for not wasting his time memorizing stupid rules. So Lily, while we appreciate your wonderful grasp of the English Language, that is not what makes a persone intelligent or not. |
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