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Ipods Blamed for Death By Lighting PDF Print E-mail
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Thursday, 12 July 2007

OK what the fuck is people problems. In recent news people are blaming Ipods for being struck by lighting. What the fuck is wrong with people. From the cnn article(see links below).

Last summer, a Colorado teen ended up with similar injuries when lightning struck nearby as he was listening to his iPod while mowing the lawn.

Um what the fuck was he doing out side in the first fucking place. Oh lets listen to some music out side while mowing the fucking lawn during a lighting fucking storm while holding a metal lawn mower. My god and he has the brains to say that it was the Ipod I think its his stupid fucking ass brain that did it. I can't believe that people are that stupid.

another from the article

Michael ****, a former stockbroker from West Yarmouth, Massachusetts, who survived being struck by lightning while golfing.

omfg who in the fucking hell is that fucking stupid to play fucking gold in the fucking rain and thunderstorm. Your holding a big fucking metal stick, in the rain, with lighting, like a big fucking lighting rod. And yet they blame this on cell phones/Ipods.

I can't help to think that they will sue apple because they will say the the ipod has attacked the lighting. Um unless you listening to rap music there is no reason for you to be struck my lighting. If you get it you where going to no matter what. A small device isn't going to attacked the lighting. Then when they get crossed examined.
"Did you know that is was raining/thundering out side?"
"Yes"
"Did you ever thing to stay inside while lighting and rain was going on?"
"'No"
"Did you ever take a I.Q. test"
"Yes"
"What was your I.Q."
"24"
"Jude I ask to dismiss this case, on grounds that this man is a fucking moron"?

Thats how it should go. But then again the courts always seem to favor morons take for an example the Twinkie defence. Maybe I should use thee Dumb-ass defence. I killed the man because he was a fucking moron. Maybe that will work because it seems that the courts don't give a fuck any more. Hell maybe I should just run in someones house take a knife out of the door and stab my self saying that its their fault that I stabbed my self.

another from the article

The man, a 39-year-old dentist from the Vancouver area, was listening to an iPod while jogging in a thunderstorm when, according to witnesses, lightning hit a tree a couple of feet away and jumped to his body. The strike threw the man about eight feet and caused second-degree burns on his chest and left leg.

Why was he outside in the first fucking place. When you hear thunder get inside. Its common fucking sense. And hes a fucking dentist he had to go to fucking years of school and yet hes that fucking stupid to run outside in a thunder storm? MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING PEOPLE. I guess this proves there is no god. because god would of killed them people for being so fucking stupid.
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little did that kid know 2007-07-24 04:07:28

little did that kid know...

there was more electricity running through the
spark plug of the lawn mower than there was running through his ipod?

both his
body AND/OR the lawn mower ARE more conductive of electricity than the
ipod?


anyways...
randalls point is right, putting yourself outside in the open
during a thunderstorm literally makes you a target, and any conductive
accessories make you more of a target! this is stuff you learn in kindergarten!
where's the personal responsibility/accountability here?
Catherine 2007-08-05 09:38:36

Did anyone see the mythbusters where the proved that tounge studs dont cause
people to be hit by lightning, and the one where the proved cell phones dont
make gas stations blow up? People are so quick to jump on any reason other than
the fact that they are idiots. Next thing you know, golfers will be blaming
their clubs...
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