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Its Called Cocaine in a Can |
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Tuesday, 20 February 2007 |
I was lucky to have recived cocaine the energy drink on my door the other day. Now I like redbull and drink it every so often when I need a boost or have a huge project at work. So I put the cocaine in the fridge. I left one out to see how good it is warm to see if its even drinkable warm.I came home and being around 7:30 It was a long day. I went to the fridge and took out a cocaine and sat down at the table and opened it up. The first sense said is smelled like cherry something. Well Not a big fan of cherry but hey its ok. SO I did what comes natural when it comes to drinking a energy drink. I pounded it down. Tastes good like cherry Robitussin then came a hint of burning. If you ever heard the saying "It Tastes like burning" well it was from the Simpson's and well you don't know what tastes like burning is till you had a cocaine. It wasn't a bad burning though like having 30 fireballs at once. but it only lasted maybe 5 mins then it was ok.
So I felt a little buzzed and felt pretty awake then bam holly fucking shit. I was buzzing like wouldn't believe. I was so fucking amped that I could feel my blood being pumped though my body. Then I read the warning label this product may not be suitable for children, pregnant women and anyone sensitive to caffeine. Damn this felt good I havn't had a caffeine buzz like this ever. So after 2 h ours I was still fucking buzzing and man I didn't want to sit down. Damn I want to keep moving. 4 hours later still going I can't believe this stuff. They wern't kidding when they said that it was the legal alternative. I was still moving around thinking well maybe tonight I wasn't getting any sleep. SO around 1:00 am I was still up and feeling good it was around 2 am I felt tired. But I was tired and it was a good tired not that sugar crash you can get. I have to say that now I love this drink it makes my anger issues more intense as when I get angry I can feel every ounce of anger flowing in my body. The only side affect I can see is that it gave me a hard on for 2 hours strait. But It felt great.I would so recommend this drink to anyone who needs a fucking buzz.
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