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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Thursday, 09 November 2006 |
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NASCAR what can I say about it. Cars racing around the track going 200 miles per hour. Thumping and pumping in time. It’s the single most greatest sport. If you’re a redneck and like to watch cars racing around the track for hours at a time. I mean god, look it went around the track, oh look it went around again. Cars running around for hours how is that exciting. I seen more excitement when I see look out side and look at the retirement home and watching the people race their carts. I can see the old people race each other at 100 feet per minute and its more interesting then NASCAR. Trust me the old people are viscous. Seriously I know you must have been board at one point and saw NASCAR on the TV? How long did you look at it? Let me guess 5 min tops? You can’t stand it. How can anyone in their right fucking mind watch this for 4 hours? If I had a choice between that and stick my penis in a light socket I would have to think real hard what one I would rather do. I mean the penis in the light socket would last what 1 min? That’s how bad it is. Who decided to make this a sport? To drive a man to fuck a light socket that’s some pretty boring stuff. And if you went to a NASCAR party you know how bad that is. Its pretty much everyone in a room staring at the TV for 30 min, then you take a 3 hour nap, and then you finish race so you only have one hour to watch it.
Then you got gold, oh my god I can’t tell you how bad that is. I mean for fuck sakes between theses two sports I think they average about 400 million hours of sleep a year. Gold you have that fucking commentator telling you every move that the fucking guy is making. He takes one step and another. He picks up a golf club looks like a number nine iron. (40 minutes later) he lifts the club and he looks in the field and then he’s swinging etc.. fucking etc.. God shut the fuck up this is on of the sports that don’t need some moron whispering every fucking move. What gets me is that they have a golf channel, but I heard a theory that the doctors paid to have this so they can prescribe patients who have fucking insomnia to watch this shit. I guarantee you if you can’t sleep after watching that Channel, then I am sorry you will never be able to sleep again. But hey if you need a good sleep go and check it out
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Last Updated ( Monday, 13 November 2006 )
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