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Open Goodbye Letter to Verizon |
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Monday, 23 July 2007 |
Dear Verizon,
Well It's been two years and well after reviewing my two wonderful years with you. I look back on it like I just spent two fucking years in jail. I counted the days till my contract was over with you. Everyday that got closer it felt like merry fucking Christmas. I felt like a seven year old opening his presents for the first time. Now that this day has come I am over whelmed with tears of joy. My god how can you even fucking sleep at night knowing that you fuck your customers ever fucking day. I have a question to the ceo of Verizon. So how often are the marketing people under your fucking desk? Because damn your fucking commercials fucking suck. "Can you hear me now?" Fuck you and your fucking marketing team. It seems you are to busy trying to ram your opinions down your customers fucking throats. Most reliable network? Maybe.
But what is the cost of using the most reliable network? For one you don't let people use their fucking bluetooth phones how they see fit. Its my fucking phone you fucking cocksucker motherfuckers. If I want to take pics off my fucking phone so be it. You come up with lame excuses for why you won't allow fucking full features of bluetooth. Fuck your excuses I don't fucking believe your fucking lies. Maybe if you take that fucking cock you have in your mouth out maybe I will understand you. I had a phone from you that I bought that had a 1 Megapixel camera built in. I know its not much now but back then it was awesome to have. So I was thinking I will pay more for the phone and not buy a digital camera. All I wanted was to take simple pics. I bought a mini sd card so can store my music and my photos so I can share them. What a fucking waste. Come to find out you fucking encrypt all my photos. That's nice of you. Now I am stuck with a phone that I can get photos off if I pay fucking .25 fucking cents. I know you have different plans now but back then you didn't. So now you just fucking finding ways to fucking rape me of my money. Then you charge fucking out rages prices for ring tones. Fuck you why can't I use my money to have full length ring tones instead of the song you chopped the dick off of and shoved it up its own ass?
You treat customers like they should be happy that you "let" them join the Nazi cell network. Well I for one am glad that I am done with my prison sentence with you. It even feels like it was prison with all the ass raping and locking my down from what I can and can't do with my phone. And where do you get your fucking firmware programmers? Are they all rejected old cobal programmers that can't find a job so you took them in and paid them 2 fucking dollars and hour? Man what a waste. I think a 5 year old can write a better fucking firmware then your "programming" department can. They also have to be fucking evil because anyone who programs things like you do must be free of Morales. I can see how you Nazi regime is getting stronger everyday. I just didn't know that there that many fucking stupid ass people are out there?
Wow 2 years of frustration and pain and now I am free. Just note this. People won't put up with your fucking bullshit forever. Treat you customers well and don't restrict them on what you think is right. People have a right to choose, not you choosing for us what is best for us. Fuck you and good bye, see you in hell motherfuckers!!!!
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 24 July 2007 )
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