So your asking about the title. You're asking what Randall being nice? well no. Someone asked me to wrtie about puppies and butterfuckingflys. I don't give a fuck about them. I don't want any harm to them. But I don't care. So this article is going to be a mix bag. People think I am angry, So? whats it to you. I am happy being angry in fact it fules me to live longer. well since this is going fucking noware I will talk about delta. 

 If you didn't know I took my vacation 2 weeks ago in california. I took delta airlines since it was 350 round trip. Not bad from were I am. SoI decited to pay the 2 bucks for the fuckin head phones so I can listen to music the provide on the plane. Little did I know it was like amature happy hour. 11 fucking channels and they all fucking sucked, I bet they hired these "d.j's" off the street that day. I bet there are hundreds of people listing to this at one point or the other. I hope to god it isn't taped becuse if it is then fuck, its worse then I fear. When you listen to the fucking channel its like listening to Microsofts cheesy wanna be fucking true voices. mono tone no feeling and feels like it was ripped off the c64. The worse part is that they are real.

They have about 11 fucking channels. Nothing. For fucks sakes I pay damn good money to be on your fucking pos plane, play some classic rock for fuck sakes. They music they were playing sounded like some hippie chick banning the fucking guitar against a fucking rock. God fucking damn it, why did I pay fucking 2 bucks for a peice of shit head phones that tin cans sound fucking better.I sware to god the dj's are morons. they can't even get the damn music to play. One chick said oh lets see if you guys like this track, she hits play. Hmm not playing. She said lets try again. nope, took her fucking three fucking times to hit the play buttton. For god fuck sakes. HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU? I bet you a thousand fucking dollers that the fat fucking chick who can't hit that fucking play button is making more then me. and the sad part is I don't to half bad. Her voice sounded like a reject form the xxx sex lines. all raspy and worn out. I bet that fucking cunt did a thousand fucking hours of sex talk and not she got phone herpies. jesus fucking christ.

Then to top it all off some other chan was some old school rapper. Now he sound like he took a dicionary and fucked it to fucking hell. stuff like yo yo I be playing this tune for me homies. "me homies"? what the fuck did you fucking fail school? hell I fucking suck at spelling and grammer. in fact I fucking kill it. but you damn. You're making me look like a editor of some high class magazine. If you talk to most americans they will say if you don't talk english get the hell out. well I have to say that that wansn't english. In fact if you talk like that I hope some one beats your balls in with a base ball bat. Then I hope after they are done they have to give you a sex change because your were fucked up so badly.

People bring your Ipod, mp3 or what every you can get. hell even a am radio is better then that shit. All I can say is I want my fucking two dollars back. I feel that that cunt that was on the radio was tring to sudece me with her phone herpie mouth.

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