|
Written by Randall McFarlane
|
|
Monday, 01 January 2007 |
Yeah welcome to the Welcome to the holidays. I hope you all had a great x-mas. Time of joy, time of togetherness and the time for cheap ass fucking bastards that regift. Now if you are a regifter then read this and maybe you will change you cheap ass ways. Its nothing like getting something for your birthday and or Christmas. Then you get something you don't like so you think damn it why did I get this for my gift. Then you cheap ass mind goes in to gear hey wait I will just give this to my best friend. So not only are you dissing the person who gave you that gift now you are forcing it on your friends. Chances are if you didn't like it neither will they.
So you think that regifting is a cool way to get rid of that crap ass gift and get a gift for someone else. Well let me tell you, you cheap ass bastard. What the fuck are you thinking? are you that fucking cheap that you need to give it away to someone else ? or is it because you are a fucking asshole and want to give someone else that same crap ass gift. So you didn't want the 23" dildo do you think that someone else will? well maybe if they are a whore but still no one wants that for x-mas. Or you got a 5 dollar toaster. you say oh billy would love this. NO he don't just because you are so fucking tight that you can make diamonds from coals from your ass don't mean you can give that fucking gift to someone else. Hell I rather have something from the dollar store then some piece of fucking shit like that. Oh then and then you have reregifters. Now thats fucking bullshit.
Nothing pisses me off more then reregifters. not only are you getting a gift that was handed down from one of their cheap fucking friends but now you got it from your cheap ass fucking friend. Its like that fruit cake that gets regifted every year since the 1840's. Some people say that there is on ly one fruit cake and its making its rounds around the world. So I think we should give the registers electroshock therapy because there has to be something seriously fucking wrong with them. How can you even sleep at night knowing you gave you best friend that florescent pink sweater your grandma gave you. Do you think he likes it? no I hope Santa clause comes to you house next year and beats the living fuck out of you because you have been seriously naughty. Maybe a few fucking weeks in a intensive care will make you think about what the fuck you did. And next time keep that gay ass sweater to yourself bitch.
|
|
Last Updated ( Monday, 01 January 2007 )
|
