DrinkwithRandall.com Syndication http://www.drinkwithrandall.com 2008-08-07T19:09:23+01:00 text/html 2008-07-11T04:51:02+01:00 http://www.drinkwithrandall.com http://www.drinkwithrandall.com/canada-wtf-2.html Since when does Canada have this Canada Day? I mean last I knew Canada was the 51st state. Since when do they have the balls to have their own day of independence.Last I heard they still had the dyke of a queen printed all over their money (which looks very gay by the way). This has to stop, Canada was supposed to do everything America does. Now their independence day is 3 days before ours. Now the ignorant people in Europe are going to think our July 4th is a copy of shitty Canada's July 1st. I demand they change the date of their day to sometime in October, this way they will be back in their place. Come on we all know Canada sucks. Its the land where it always snows and its bitter cold. Go huddle in your Eskimo homes and leave our independence day alone. text/html 2008-06-08T22:09:49+01:00 http://www.drinkwithrandall.com http://www.drinkwithrandall.com/six-flags-low-ticket-prices-not-really-2.html Six Flags Lowering ticket prices because they say they want to help the economy. Well I went to six flags well the ticket prices are lower and though damn about time. Well it seems good and you're happy till you get through the gate. Then its like all of a sudden you were slipped a Rufie-Colada and you are gang raped up the ass hard. First off on some of the rides now how lockers you have to rent. If you have a back pack you can't leave them at the front of the ride. I was told you have to rent a locker in order to ride the ride A fucking dollar are you fuckin serious? You're making me pay a dollar for something you should offer for free? I mean I can understand if you want to rent a locker for a day that cool. But this is to rent it for the ride. I mean a dollar adds up and it adds up quick. To top it all off the locker isn't even all day you have 120 min to get it or they will reuse your locker and they aren't responsible for your stuff. I rented the damn locker from you you should keep my god damn stuff till I am ready for it. I would expect this ass rape in texas but not every were else. I suspect this is due to maybe high theft? Even the damn sign out side the ride says we arn't reasonable for any lost or stolen items. Bring back the damn bin I know its my responsibility so let me decide. Hell here is an idea why don't you offer lockers for free? its only 120 minuets you can afford that. text/html 2008-07-08T04:41:02+01:00 http://www.drinkwithrandall.com http://www.drinkwithrandall.com/all-lesbians-are-fakers-4.html Have you ever seen two lesbians walk down the street and notice one always looks like a man and the other is a bit manly but not full fledged man? Well I have, and I have seen this a lot. A lot of people say being gay is something you are born with. WRONG! I can see being a gay guy is something you are born with but not a lesbian. Before you begin to bitch and moan let me explain. Now all eggs are technically female eggs, they contain an X chromosome. It's up to the male sperm to give the other X to be a female or a Y to be a male. Now this is how I can see a guy is gay.. maybe the Y got a bit messed up. These man hating dykes are just man haters. There can be no mix up when getting another X chromosome. Impossible, trust me I have done much research on this subject. You lesbians are just man haters. Fuck you all. How many times have you gone out to a bar and see a lesbian hanging out with a group of guys watching the game. I know the answer.. NEVER! They all hate men. Gay guys are just happy go lucky and you will always see them flocking around groups of women. Another thing is lesbianism makes no fucking sense at all. I mean one looks more manly then most guys I see. Why even be attracted to someone that looks more like a man then most real men do. I once saw a dyke working on a Ford F350 Super Duty in a motel parking lot. I mean that fucking bitch had a bigger truck then my dad. Let me tell you, my dad is a real man. Why are you even attracted to a woman that looks like a man. Do you see gay guys walking together and one is walking around in a skirt? No not really. Ok every now and then there is a flaming homo couple strutting around. All you lesbians need is a bit of dick in you. Trust me that will clear up your life problems. Look at the gays, they are all so fucking happy. They have twice the amount of dick that single people have. You lesbians have no dick, therefor you are just fucking angry at everything and everyone. So in conclusion go out and forget you got molested by your uncle or neighbor and spread you legs for a man and be happy. Take off your softball clothes and dress like a real woman and get some dick and be happy. Lesbianism is fake and you know it. text/html 2008-05-18T22:44:44+01:00 http://www.drinkwithrandall.com http://www.drinkwithrandall.com/dear-exxon-you-are-fucking-over-the-economy-2.html Dear Exxon, Every since the price of gas has up other things have gone up. Food, Electricity, everything. Now you are going to say it is now our fault. Well it may not be your 100% your fault but your not helping at all. The people who run your company are greedy and don't give a damn about people. The price of gas has nearly tippled in the past 8 years and so have your profits. So because of your greed you are causing prices all over to go up. So increasing your profits screws the economy you don't care. Why should you care you can afford anything you want because of my damn money going to your pocket. Do you really think that the American public is that stupid? I know Bush is the leader of the united states and you can entertain him for hours by gluing a quarter to the floor but the rest of America isn't that stupid. Hope do justify the prices you charge? I think you need a little lesson for price gouging. Lets look up price gouging. The Wikipedia defines price gouging as: text/html 2008-03-21T19:07:11+01:00 http://www.drinkwithrandall.com http://www.drinkwithrandall.com/ticketmaster-fcc-fda-oh-my-2.html text/html 2008-03-11T13:52:19+01:00 http://www.drinkwithrandall.com http://www.drinkwithrandall.com/open-letter-to-george-w.-bush-jr-2.html Dear Mr. President, I am a united states citizen and I would like to ask a few questions. My first question is why in the hell are you so fucking stupid? I mean come the fuck on I know pieces of bread that can run this country better then you can. Fist of this is America and you server the American public. That's the American public just in case you didn't get it the first time. If 26% of America is agreeing with you then there is something wrong. They voted you in for a reason you should listen to them. You represent American not your self. I know that sometimes you have to do things that you hate but that's why they voted you in the first fucking place. I can not stress enough that you are representing America. What goes though your mind? I want to do things my way and that's it? How fucking selfish are you? I also notice you have a big beef over bills the democrats pass. Seems to me you are little childish in vetoing the bills because they are passed by the democrats. AGAIN YOU ARE FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? and since you don't understand that maybe you should see a doctor for your hearing. Since when is it ok to fucking spy on the ones that do fucking nothing to America? would you like it if you spied on you? No but you are so secret on what you do that you block every fucking step for people to access the information. Have you ever heard of the freedom of information act? Oh wait you don't believe in following the rules do you. You think that you are supreme god or something. What a good example to set for America. Thanks to you in 20 years all our rights will be gone. text/html 2008-02-29T12:00:25+01:00 http://www.drinkwithrandall.com http://www.drinkwithrandall.com/dear-randall-i-want-a-new-job-2.html Dear Randall I have a dilemma that I don't know what to do. I have been working for my company for over 11 years. I started work for the company when I was 17 and really never went anyplace. The President of the company quit and so they hired a replacement. Since day one he has been hitting on me and even takes any opportunity to touch me. This was going on for 3 months. Then one day he called me in to his office. He asked me if I was happy at my job and I replied yes. He went on to ask me what I would do for the company to get promoted. I told him anything. He said why don't we take a trip to Paris where our sister company is located. Randall I think he wants me to sleep with him. The Job he is telling me about pays four times what I make now. The problem is I am married and don't want to cheat on my husband. What should I do I really want this job. Randall Please help!!! Sincerely Confused text/html 2008-01-24T11:01:27+01:00 http://www.drinkwithrandall.com http://www.drinkwithrandall.com/scientology-is-it-a-real-religion-or-a-cult-of-pure-stupid-pe.html Now I don't really believe in god nor do I really care about Christianity. There are a few things about America that I still like and they still haven't taken away is the Freedom of Religion. Back in the 1770's that's all they wanted. Tto believe in what they believe. It was to give everyone a right to express what they believe without being persecuted. Now flash forward to 2008. Ahh the 21st century. Fast cars new medical achievements, better computer technology. But in all this greatness there is something that sticks out and makes you think how the human race even survived. Yes My friends in America we have another threat of pure stupidity among us its called scientology . Have you ever read anything on this religion? In my fucking opinion they are a bunch of fucking nut jobs. text/html 2007-12-31T09:48:59+01:00 http://www.drinkwithrandall.com http://www.drinkwithrandall.com/digg.com-the-social-site-where-they-cant-think-for-them-selves-2.html DIGG.COM is the only site I can think of that the users are just about stupid as bush is. This site is all about what they think is best. Now you can argue and try to post something but they will just burie you even if you are arguing in a mature and respectful matter. It don't matter if you have a good point. The point is if you don't agree with them then you are a bitch. Digg users are rude arrogant and will back stabe you if you gave them a chance. Sometimes when you argue you have to listen to the other side but digg users just plainly digg you down and call you a fucking moron. It seems that they will only go to something if it seems popular. Take for example Ron Paul. He is spamming the hell out of the site at first. Now that they all think that everyone likes him so they all like him. How does one spam digg? well you can do it a few ways. One is to have tons of proxies and e-mails then you can digg you own storie up and it would be on the front page. Or you can have a bumch of your friends or in Ron Pauls case Hire people to spam for you. who is Ron Paul you ask? I will tell you in a differnt rant latter this week. So why do I care? I fucking hate sheep. I also hate people who won't listen to others in a argument. Yeah you reed my site but if you notice I never delete any of the comments. I am open to others and their opinions. I mite post a nasty reply but its still there. How can digg fix this? well they need to take out the digg down comments feature and they also need to check stories for spam. Its a soicle site people will have differnt opinions so back the fuck off. I also care becuse of the traffic digg gets. You think that Fox news is bad? Digg users are so set in thir ways that the post tons of inaccurate stories and if you say somehting against it then you are burried. Seems to me that they are becomming what they hate. Hell as of right now Fox News is better then digg and I fucking hate FOX news. text/html 2007-12-08T20:00:00+01:00 http://www.drinkwithrandall.com http://www.drinkwithrandall.com/the-microsoft-mafia-2.html OK every time you buy a new computer you're supporting the most evil company in the world Yes, Micro-Fucken-Soft. You have no Idea how fucking evil they are. Why should you care? Microsoft itself has broken more laws then the Russian Mafia. OK lets take a moment and compare the two. They both have paid off the government to slide by laws. second they also squash composition/rivals. Third, in my opinion I believe that Microsoft has hired hit men to killed off people just like the Russian Mafia. Microsoft also forces pc makes to have all PCs to have Microsoft Windows on it. Even if someone orders a computer they still sell windows to you anyway. This sound like a fair company to you? No its sounds like something of a Mafia.