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Save Cocaine The Energy Drink |
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Thursday, 19 April 2007 |
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This is the cocaine sent me via email. Pleases e-mail them and tell them that you are smarter then what the fda says you are. SAVE COCAINE!!!
We need your help!
If you want to save Cocaine Energy Drink, please send an email to
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telling us that you know our drink is not a drug and that you know that it is not intended to get you high (which it is not). It is an energy drink like all of the other energy drinks.
If you want to keep Cocaine Energy Drink on the market we need your support.
Please take note that the phrase "The Legal Alternative" is used to convey the message that our energy drink is an alternative way to be "cool" without having to do illegal drugs or get high. We do not advocate drug use; that would not be responsible.
If you do not want to keep Cocaine Energy Drink on the market send us an email too. We have always been fair; having posted both bad press and good press (among other things) on our website. All emails will be read and considered.
Thank you for your attention.
Regards,
Jamey Kirby
Senior Partner/Founder
Redux beverages, LLC
www.drinkcocaine.com
So this is what I told the fda.
I Drink Cocaine energy drink when I get low on energy and its a great
pick me up. I know what the difference between cocaine drink and
cocaine the energy drink. The fda is greedy bastards with nothing but
time on their hands as it seems. So yeah its a energy drink not a
fucking drug if you can't tell the fucking difference then you are just
plain stupid. Now you let Winston cigarettes say that they are non
addictive yet it has tar and nicotine just like all the others and you
say thats ok. The only ones that this drink offends are the really old
bastards who are so set in their ways that they can't see past their
prudeness and do real work. So you letting tons of homeless and real
drugs being sold on the street but you want to attack something that
isn't really that bad for you and in my opinion takes kids away from the
real thing. But you think kids are stupid, well let me tell you they are
not. They know what real drugs are and they know that this is a energy
drink. Cocaine isn't the problem its the government wasting its time
going after a energy drink then the dealers dealing real cocaine.
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