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| Written by Randall McFarlane | |||||||||||||||
| Friday, 15 December 2006 | |||||||||||||||
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Ahh the only religion that is completely fucking nuts. If y ou believe to this please quit its like the mafia of religions. They are worse then the Jehovah witnesses. Scientology has killed and will kill again. what makes them so bad well its founded my a man who wrote science fiction. His name is L. Ron Hubbard. He even said the way to make millions is to start a religion. That's his own words so why should we even believe a man who started his own church just to get rich. How in the fuck are people so stupid to join this religion? Well it seems to be a movie start religion and since everyone love to be like the celebs they join. But it looks like as soon as the join is like they get brain washed. It gets worse they think that we are made from alien souls. And that some wack job named Xenu. Xenu is the one who bought us to earth and made us or so to say. to shed a light on it a little for you here is a tad bit from wikipedia From wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu Seventy-five million years ago, Xenu was the ruler of a Galactic Confederacy which consisted of 26 stars and 76 planets including Earth, which was then known as Teegeeack. The planets were overpopulated, each having on average 178 billion people. The Galactic Confederacy's civilization was comparable to our own, with people "walking around in clothes which looked very remarkably like the clothes they wear this very minute" and using cars, trains and boats looking exactly the same as those "circa 1950, 1960" on Earth. Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions. With the assistance of "renegades", he defeated the populace and the "Loyal Officers", a force for good that was opposed to Xenu. Then, with the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions of people to paralyse them with injections of alcohol and glycol, under the pretense that they were being called for "income tax inspections". The kidnapped populace was loaded into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). The space planes were exact copies of Douglas DC-8s, "except the DC-8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn't." DC-8s have jet engines, not propellers, although Hubbard may have meant the turbine fans. what the fuck is this crap? they believe in this? Man its so fucking wacko. And the worse part is if you talk shit about it to their face they will get really rude and can sometimes be violent. remind you of somthing? kinda like Christianity but Christianity is at least non violent for the most part. Some say the if you reach the highest level of OT. that you can have special powers. They say john Travolta is a high level OT. SO what he can move things with his mind now? I thought people were smarter then this.But hey I guess people are gullible. So with this news I decided to make my own religion. Its call Randalltology. I believe that we all come a big whiskey bottle. And when um randall smashed the whiskey bottle earth was created. There are 4 levels of to gain. Sober the lowest of the low. buzzed you are reaching the enlightenment path. drunk man you are getting so close to enlightenment that is not funny. Passed out: man you are there you can now see lights and and funny objects in your enlighten stats aka passed out. See not hard at all but my religion is more real then that crap ass Scientology bull fucking shit. all I have to say to you guys is your a bunch of wackos.
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