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Songs that Fucking Suck. PDF Print E-mail
Written by Randall McFarlane   
Wednesday, 04 October 2006

I’m tired of hearing songs that fucking really suck. I’m  to the point if I hear them anymore I will go fucking postal. Corporate radio that is in bed with the riaa play the same fucking songs over and over again. Well some songs are ok its just that some are so fucking annoying they fucking suck. For one I am sick of is evenessence she sounds like a fucking screaming banchy. I don’t want to hear some stupid bitch screaming like she knows how to fucking sing when she can’t even carry a god damn tune. Yet people liten to her fucking whinny voice and like it. Some one please shut her the fuck up. Why is even the radio stations playing this shit? If I want to hear a banche I will go to a local karaoke bar and listen to someone who most likely will carry a better tune then she can.

fDon’t get me wrong I think some of the greatest guitar players in the world are country. I don’t like contry but I can respect some of the music. When I say some there are aof course the few that should be fucking shot. They are the ones that think the can write a fucking song. Sorry to say that most of them are country music stars. I.E take a look at this fucking pos song.

 Keith Urban – You’ll Think of Me Take your records, take your freedom
Take your memories I don't need'em
Take your space and take your reasons
But you'll think of me
And take your cap and leave my sweater
'Cause we have nothing left to weather
In fact I'll feel a whole lot better
But you'll think of me, you'll think of me

Take your freedom? What is he saying that women he was with was a slave? And that she can have her freedom back? What a fucking joke I hope he don’t  mean that hes a women control freak. Then oh and then this is what pisses me off the fucking most. Take you cap and lave my sweater, cause we have nothing left to weather? Who in the fuck rhymes sweater with weather? A fucking moron that’s who. I can’t fucking belive that they let the song go on the air, or that anyone would fucking publish this fucking crap. Anyone who rhymes them to together is a fucking moron and should be shot. I don’t know why but this bothers me a fucking lot. I hope he comes down with something that will make him never to sing again. Another example of a great fucking art of work is the some called Honky Tonk Badonkadonk by Adkins Trace. Take a look at these lyrics. 

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
You ain't gotta hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)
 

OMFG HOW FUCKING STUPID. This guy should never write songs and I hope he never does again but then again the RIAA don’t care about its customers so they will push this crap to you. And to the people who like this you’re a fucking moron and your taste in music fucking sucks I hope you die from anal rape from a elephant. Ok off track and the last one I want to fucking bitch about is Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On by Neal McCoy here how it goes. 

Lot of drunks, get real mean
They’ll pick a fight, over anything
Billy wants to laugh, that’s why he’s here
You won’t see him cry, unless you spill his beer

He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird
Singing off pitch but he knows every word
Grabs him another girl and he holds on tight
Now he’s chasing everything in sight
He’ll fall apart when he gets home
Right now his worries are gone
Life looks good, good, good
Billy’s got his beer goggles……. On
 

Fist off it looks like something a 5 year old can rhyme. The rhymes look like something that is so simple that a person with a I.Q. of 12 can write. First off I remember the saying beer goggles on as something as if you were looking at a fucking horrid girl and she looks cute to you because you have your  beer goggles on. He don’t even know what the fuck he’s talking about and second he can’t write about anything so he has to steal a saying and make a song out of it.  God, it is people like this that give song writers a bad name. 

Oh and last but not least is the country music starts that can’t write that do remakes of rock n’ roll songs. My god you don’t have the fucking right to fucking murder the song. What the fuck are they thinking. My god I know Japanese karaoke people who can do better remakes then these fucking country singers can. Please fucking stop you can’t even sing your own fucking crap ny butcher someone else’s crap. STOP fucking STOP. I hope that you die a horrid death from genital warts. So bad that you turn in to one big fucking wart.

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are you serious 2007-03-11 14:51:01

a five year old could figure out what these people are singing about... you're
confused about freedom and thinking he's singing about her being his slave...
you sir, are an idiot first of all for thinking that, and second for thinking
that your opinion on music should matter to anyone.. music is not objective
Randal1 2007-03-11 20:45:02

My opinion does matter to everyone. You are just mad because you are a county
loving fool. I'm sorry that you like fucking sucks ass music. bey hey we can't
all enjoy fucked up songs like you can we. By the way you are the idiot for
liking songs that support sex slavery. BITCH!!!!!
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