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What If Randall was a cop |
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Written by Randall McFarlane
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Wednesday, 28 February 2007 |
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ahh the joys of being a cop. what would I do if I was a cop? FIrst off I would pull anyone over for even looking at me. I would give then a ticket then give them one more for being a bitch. I would pull someone over for a dusty licence plate. Hell if there was a hot chick I would take bribs in sexualr favors from her as well. This is why I am not a cop becuse I would abuse my power and put fat bastards in jail for being to fucking fat. I would also put fuckign tail gaters away for life for being fucking bastards. but
I would be 3even worse as a judge. I would give life to people for being stupid. for example I would put someone on death row for being a fucking Microsoft user. Hell If I had it my way I would round them all up and put them all to death. Hell we dont' need hard core windows users. TO Make it fair I would only put users in jail for 2 years and people with msces ion death row. But again this is why I am not a judge.
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