Yeah well it’s getting harder for people to fuck anymore. With more and more stupid bastards aren’t wrapping their package. So now if someone goes out not only to they have to worry about getting a STD they have to worry about getting two or more. What is a man to do? Well I will give you some tips on how to tell if a women/man has a std.

First off look for obvious signs, like scratching the pelvic area. If the are scratching more then once then there is some thing wrong go look for someone else. Scratching is most likely herpes and maybe HPV. If you think well she’s hot and I am willing to take a chance. Well go ahead if you like to itch and burn go for it. Another way to see if someone has a STD is to follow them to the bathroom or stay out side and listen. If they start screaming “MY GOD IT FUCKING HURTS”. Then you a good idea. Though it can mean two things one they are taking a huge dump. Two that their piss is burning. Again stay away form this. Nothing is worse then burning piss. Well maybe bloody burning piss.

Look for a tramp stamp. If they have a tramp stamp that means they are usually whores and the changes are they have about 3-4 stds. If she is willing to sleep with you on the first day they are a fucking whore. If you didn’t notice the signs by now and want to bang them start with a lot of foreplay. This will give you time to feel for bumps or discharge. If you feel them get the fuck out of there. If it starts to burn go to the hospital and tell them that you felt someone up and they discharged all over you.

Last but not least, ask them. Ask are you fucking carrying stds? If they say no and you get it you can sue latter.

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